Share This Video:
Embed:
Add To:
View Nick Griffin's Profile »
When you get older, your perspective changes.
When you say "no," alcohol says, "you sure?"
First you're happy, then you're sad, then you're driving.
It's the perfect drink -- if you're batman.
I'm not getting smarter about women.
It's not the woman's responsibility to have big breasts.
Men need to look tough and think they can get any woman.
How does the 28-year-old virgin do it?
I love when they call actors bad boys.
When you're 40, you're not single. You're alone.
Why did I get attacked by a sea lion?
I practice tantrum sex.
Did I win? No. Did I come in second? No.
Arj Barker joins a subsection of the mile high club.
Women have an inherent sense of class.
Doug Stanhope hates how the elderly use their age as an excuse.
There's only so many different ways to have sex until you get bored.