Nick DiPaolo is getting too old to date.
Filed under: Nick DiPaolo (61), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Views: 2,457
Posted: 06/02/2002
Nick DiPaolo - Marriage
Nick can't get used to his wife naming all his stuff.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 01/18/07
Views: 5,976
Nick DiPaolo - Sexual Endurance
Guys have no energy after sex.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/09/02
Views: 4,562
Nick DiPaolo - Girlfriend's Dildo
The only word Nick DiPaolo wants to hear after climaxing is "goodbye."
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 06/02/02
Views: 3,420
Nick DiPaolo - Plastic Surgery
People should get plastic surgery on their necks, too.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 01/18/07
Views: 601
Nick DiPaolo - Curing the Sick
They say laughter can cure physical ailments.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 06/02/02
Views: 587
Nick DiPaolo - Trying to Get Pregnant
Nick's wife wants to get pregnant and doesn't want him involved.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 01/18/07
Views: 831
Nick DiPaolo - Gambling
They give you free booze while you gamble because it messes up your judgment.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), health (976), money (865)
Posted: 05/09/02
Views: 433
Nick DiPaolo - Good Service
From hotels to The Gap, nobody gives a crap anymore.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 06/02/02
Views: 2,232
Nick DiPaolo - Cell Phones
Nick wants the "Friends and Family With Matching Bone Marrow" plan.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), health (976), technology (348)
Posted: 12/08/02
Views: 2,375
Nick DiPaolo - Marriage
Nick can't get used to his wife naming all his stuff.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 01/18/07
Views: 5,976
Nick DiPaolo - Marcia, Marcia, Marcia
Nick has fond adolescent memories of Maureen McCormick.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61),
Posted: 03/15/09
Views: 4,502
Nick DiPaolo - Food Poisoning
If you want to lose weight, get food poisoning twice a year.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), health (976), food (804)
Posted: 12/08/02
Views: 364
Nick DiPaolo - Spending Money
Nick and his wife fight about money.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 01/18/07
Views: 2,128
