Nick forgets the combination to his button fly jeans.
Filed under: Nick DiPaolo (61), alcohol (498), fashion (230)
Views: 426
Posted: 11/03/2004
Nick DiPaolo - Marriage
Nick can't get used to his wife naming all his stuff.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1005)
Posted: 01/18/07
Views: 5,982
Nick DiPaolo - Sexual Endurance
Guys have no energy after sex.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), sex (1284), men/women (1005)
Posted: 05/09/02
Views: 4,567
Nick DiPaolo - Girlfriend's Dildo
The only word Nick DiPaolo wants to hear after climaxing is "goodbye."
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1284)
Posted: 06/02/02
Views: 3,430
Dwayne Kennedy - Bible Stories
When the apostles got drunk, their stories got away from them.
Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), religion (776), alcohol (498)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 3,475
Sue Murphy - Moving
There is nothing worse than moving.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (149), Nick DiPaolo (61)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 1,458
Nick DiPaolo - Coked Up
Nick remembers when soccer moms weren't ruling the world.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), Comedy Central Presents (1821), drugs (639)
Posted: 01/18/07
Views: 2,075
Laura Kightlinger - Drinking Weather
This past decade we couldn't have asked for better drinking weather.
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (22), George W. Bush (2037), sex (1284)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 1,129
Nick DiPaolo - Homeless People
Homeless people can sleep anywhere.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), mental health (221), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (149)
Posted: 05/25/04
Views: 1,003
Paul Nardizzi - Radon Gas
Paul Nardizzi had to get rid of the radon in his house himself.
Tags: Paul Nardizzi (3), health (978), death (318)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 1,573
Warren Hutcherson - Church
There are a lot of nice girls at church.
Tags: Warren Hutcherson (1), religion (776), family (667)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 813
Lewis Black - Candy Corn
Every Halloween, people look at candy corn as if they had never seen it before.
Tags: food (805), growing up (453)
Posted: 12/08/04
Views: 3,825
Nick DiPaolo - Marcia, Marcia, Marcia
Nick has fond adolescent memories of Maureen McCormick.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61),
Posted: 03/15/09
Views: 4,514
Nick DiPaolo - Big Girls
Guys don't have as much pressure as women to look good.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1005)
Posted: 06/02/02
Views: 2,487
