Eight out of 10 dentists recommend a Zagnut bar before bed.
Filed under: Nick DiPaolo (61), health (956), food (790)
Views: 107
Posted: 02/24/1992
Nick DiPaolo - Marriage
Nick can't get used to his wife naming all his stuff.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (987)
Posted: 01/18/07
Views: 5,935
Nick DiPaolo - Sexual Endurance
Guys have no energy after sex.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), sex (1269), men/women (987)
Posted: 05/09/02
Views: 4,543
Nick DiPaolo - Girlfriend's Dildo
The only word Nick DiPaolo wants to hear after climaxing is "goodbye."
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 06/02/02
Views: 3,371
Nick DiPaolo - Good Service
From hotels to The Gap, nobody gives a crap anymore.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (956)
Posted: 06/02/02
Views: 2,215
Nick DiPaolo - Homeless People
Homeless people can sleep with a broken Heineken bottle and a brick on their head.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), food (790), New York City (593)
Posted: 05/09/02
Views: 1,177
Jeff Stilson - Squirrels
Rats are just a bushy tail away from being a squirrel.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (17), health (956), food (790)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 911
Nick DiPaolo - Food Poisoning
If you want to lose weight, get food poisoning twice a year.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), health (956), food (790)
Posted: 12/08/02
Views: 330
Jack Gallagher - Having a Baby at 38
By the time Jack is 50, his child will be 12.
Tags: Jack Gallagher (3), health (956), kids (828)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 359
Bill Kirchenbauer - Sea World
They sell fish sandwiches at Sea World.
Tags: Bill Kirchenbauer (4), health (956), food (790)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 236
Nick DiPaolo - Road Food
Beware the chef getting a bikini wax.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), food (790), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 205
Nick DiPaolo - Trying to Get Pregnant
Nick's wife wants to get pregnant and doesn't want him involved.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 01/18/07
Views: 816
Nick DiPaolo - Obese People
Only in this country are obese people considered disabled.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), health (956), food (790)
Posted: 05/09/02
Views: 471
Janine DiTullio - Dental Plan
Just chew on the other side.
Tags: Janine DiTullio (2), sex (1269), health (956)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 276
