Homeless people can sleep anywhere.
Filed under: Nick DiPaolo (61), mental health (221), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (149)
Views: 992
Posted: 05/25/2004
Nick DiPaolo - Marriage
Nick can't get used to his wife naming all his stuff.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 01/18/07
Views: 5,978
Nick DiPaolo - Sexual Endurance
Guys have no energy after sex.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/09/02
Views: 4,563
Nick DiPaolo - Girlfriend's Dildo
The only word Nick DiPaolo wants to hear after climaxing is "goodbye."
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 06/02/02
Views: 3,420
Marc Maron - Talking to God
God doesn't seem to talk to people like he used to.
Tags: Marc Maron (25), religion (776), mental health (221)
Posted: 12/01/04
Views: 1,587
Nick DiPaolo - Homeless People
Homeless people can sleep with a broken Heineken bottle and a brick on their head.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), food (804), New York City (602)
Posted: 05/09/02
Views: 1,177
Brian Posehn - Crazy People
Crazy people might seem a little less crazy if they had a kid with them.
Tags: Brian Posehn (19), kids (841), New York City (602)
Posted: 05/19/93
Views: 593
Nick DiPaolo - Hotels
Eight out of 10 dentists recommend a Zagnut bar before bed.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), health (976), food (804)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 110
Thai Rivera - Miserable Lives
Thai is sick of people taking their miserable lives out on the rest of us.
Tags: Thai Rivera (2), money (865), Live at Gotham (332)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 10
Paul Mecurio - Crazy Cab
Insanity is the great racial equalizer in this country.
Tags: Paul Mecurio (12), kids (841), parents (525)
Posted: 06/06/97
Views: 302
Dan Cummins - Helping the Homeless
Dan does nice things for homeless people.
Tags: Dan Cummins (12), religion (776), alcohol (496)
Posted: 08/03/06
Views: 4,085
Sue Murphy - Moving
There is nothing worse than moving.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (149), Nick DiPaolo (61)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 1,446
Lynne Koplitz - Homeless
Jesus never lived in Manhattan.
Tags: Lynne Koplitz (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), New York City (602)
Posted: 04/28/05
Views: 5,803
Brian Posehn - New York City
Brian Posehn likes watching the homeless fight ghosts.
Tags: Brian Posehn (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 06/09/02
Views: 1,108
