They give you free booze while you gamble because it messes up your judgment.
Filed under: Nick DiPaolo (61), health (976), money (865)
Views: 433
Posted: 05/09/2002
Nick DiPaolo - Marriage
Nick can't get used to his wife naming all his stuff.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 01/18/07
Views: 5,978
Nick DiPaolo - Sexual Endurance
Guys have no energy after sex.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/09/02
Views: 4,563
Nick DiPaolo - Girlfriend's Dildo
The only word Nick DiPaolo wants to hear after climaxing is "goodbye."
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 06/02/02
Views: 3,420
Rondell Sheridan - Baccarat Bust
James Bond and Rondell Sheridan both play baccarat.
Tags: Rondell Sheridan (8), money (865), imitations (772)
Posted: 07/17/02
Views: 467
Rondell Sheridan - Going to Win
Rondell Sheridan once lost $2,000 in eight minutes in Las Vegas.
Tags: Rondell Sheridan (8), money (865), imitations (772)
Posted: 07/17/02
Views: 453
Nick DiPaolo - Obese People
Only in this country are obese people considered disabled.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), health (976), food (804)
Posted: 05/09/02
Views: 481
Nick DiPaolo - Cancun Vacation
Nick DiPaolo loaded up on jalapeno dip and chili before he went parasailing.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), food (804), travel (310)
Posted: 05/09/02
Views: 296
Reggie McFadden - Gambling
You can always tell who is losing in Las Vegas.
Tags: Reggie McFadden (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 12/14/98
Views: 482
Chuck Sklar - Lottery
The lottery has unrealistic names for its tickets.
Tags: Chuck Sklar (3), sex (1283), money (865)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 85
Jeffrey Ross - Where the F**k is the ATM Machine?
Jeffrey Ross loses to a pair of queens.
Tags: Jeffrey Ross (23), music (727), pop culture (293)
Posted: 07/17/02
Views: 1,216
Paul Provenza - Vegas Is a Family Town
Poker chips, pogs -- what's the difference, really?
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), sex (1283), pop culture (293)
Posted: 03/03/96
Views: 453
Marc Maron - Ice Cream Addiction
You are not kidding anyone when you put away a pint of ice cream before it's done.
Tags: Marc Maron (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 12/07/98
Views: 754
Nick DiPaolo - Rap Music
They call scratching an art form.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), food (804), music (727)
Posted: 05/09/02
Views: 420
