If you want to lose weight, get food poisoning twice a year.
Filed under: Nick DiPaolo (61), health (976), food (804)
Views: 364
Posted: 12/08/2002
Nick DiPaolo - Marriage
Nick can't get used to his wife naming all his stuff.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 01/18/07
Views: 5,972
Nick DiPaolo - Sexual Endurance
Guys have no energy after sex.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/09/02
Views: 4,561
Nick DiPaolo - Girlfriend's Dildo
The only word Nick DiPaolo wants to hear after climaxing is "goodbye."
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 06/02/02
Views: 3,419
Nick DiPaolo - Obese People
Only in this country are obese people considered disabled.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), health (976), food (804)
Posted: 05/09/02
Views: 481
Nick DiPaolo - Food Poisoning
To stay in shape, make sure to get food poisoning a few times a year.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), health (976), food (804)
Posted: 12/01/04
Views: 1,742
Nick DiPaolo - Cell Phones
Nick wants the "Friends and Family With Matching Bone Marrow" plan.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), health (976), technology (348)
Posted: 12/08/02
Views: 2,375
Nick DiPaolo - Good Service
From hotels to The Gap, nobody gives a crap anymore.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 06/02/02
Views: 2,230
Nick DiPaolo - Gambling
They give you free booze while you gamble because it messes up your judgment.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), health (976), money (865)
Posted: 05/09/02
Views: 433
Nick DiPaolo - Hotels
Eight out of 10 dentists recommend a Zagnut bar before bed.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), health (976), food (804)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 110
Joey Kola - Life is Short
If Joey wants to eat chocolate, he's going to eat chocolate.
Tags: Joey Kola (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 07/10/03
Views: 383
Loni Love - Skinny People
Skinny people should leave fat people alone.
Tags: Loni Love (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 02/22/07
Views: 1,859
Martha Kelly - Break Up Letter to Food
Dear Food, those were some good times we had....
Tags: Martha Kelly (3), health (976), food (804)
Posted: 12/13/02
Views: 936
Boris Hamilton - World's Best Donut
Boris will see for himself if that's the world's best donut.
Tags: Boris Hamilton (2), health (976), food (804)
Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 596
