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Nick wants the "Friends and Family With Matching Bone Marrow" plan.
Nick rants on marriage.
The Pope didn't surprise Nick.
Deep Freezing
Nick dishes on a new special.
Nobody's Qualified
Nick can't get used to his wife naming all his stuff.
Nick Di Paolo - Red Carpet
Guys have no energy after sex.
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The only word Nick DiPaolo wants to hear after climaxing is "goodbye."
If you want to lose weight, get food poisoning twice a year.
Nick has fond adolescent memories of Maureen McCormick.
They say laughter can cure physical ailments.
Nick DiPaolo is getting too old to date.
A Catholic priest told Nick how to live with a woman.
Only in this country are obese people considered disabled.
Paul Nardizzi had to get rid of the radon in his house himself.
Nick's wife wants to get pregnant and doesn't want him involved.
They give you free booze while you gamble because it messes up your judgment.
To stay in shape, make sure to get food poisoning a few times a year.