Nick wants the "Friends and Family With Matching Bone Marrow" plan.
Filed under: Nick DiPaolo (61), health (956), technology (347)
Views: 2,358
Posted: 12/08/2002
Nick DiPaolo - Marriage
Nick can't get used to his wife naming all his stuff.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (987)
Posted: 01/18/07
Views: 5,927
Nick DiPaolo - Sexual Endurance
Guys have no energy after sex.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), sex (1269), men/women (987)
Posted: 05/09/02
Views: 4,540
Nick DiPaolo - Girlfriend's Dildo
The only word Nick DiPaolo wants to hear after climaxing is "goodbye."
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 06/02/02
Views: 3,360
Nick DiPaolo - Food Poisoning
If you want to lose weight, get food poisoning twice a year.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), health (956), food (790)
Posted: 12/08/02
Views: 328
Nick DiPaolo - Marcia, Marcia, Marcia
Nick has fond adolescent memories of Maureen McCormick.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61),
Posted: 03/15/09
Views: 4,443
Nick DiPaolo - Curing the Sick
They say laughter can cure physical ailments.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (956)
Posted: 06/02/02
Views: 573
Nick DiPaolo - Prostate Exam
Nick DiPaolo is getting too old to date.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (956)
Posted: 06/02/02
Views: 2,410
Nick DiPaolo - Pre-Cana Class
A Catholic priest told Nick how to live with a woman.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), sex (1269), religion (770)
Posted: 12/08/02
Views: 165
Nick DiPaolo - Trying to Get Pregnant
Nick's wife wants to get pregnant and doesn't want him involved.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 01/18/07
Views: 811
Nick DiPaolo - Obese People
Only in this country are obese people considered disabled.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), health (956), food (790)
Posted: 05/09/02
Views: 471
Paul Nardizzi - Radon Gas
Paul Nardizzi had to get rid of the radon in his house himself.
Tags: Paul Nardizzi (3), health (956), death (315)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 1,473
Nick DiPaolo - Good Service
From hotels to The Gap, nobody gives a crap anymore.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (956)
Posted: 06/02/02
Views: 2,213
Nick DiPaolo - Plastic Surgery
People should get plastic surgery on their necks, too.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (956)
Posted: 01/18/07
Views: 580
