The Gillette company offered ZZ Top, the rock group, $6 million
bucks to shave their beards on a national TV commercial, and they turned it down....
Posted: 05/09/2002
Anybody believe your health is more important than money? Not
in this country. No, no, ladies, I don't see too many beautiful women going, 'Gee,...
Posted: 05/09/2002
People are surprised we have a gun problem. How do you think we
got the country in the first place -- in a slap fight? Come on. What did we do,...
Posted: 05/09/2002
Miami's an interesting city, isn't it? You get old Jewish
people and dead German tourists. Think there's a connection? Somebody's holding a grudge.
Posted: 05/09/2002
Florida -- the murder capital of the world -- they have the
balls to call it the Sunshine State. The only sunshine you see is coming through the...
Posted: 05/09/2002
They sleep anywhere. How do they do it? I've got a $2,000
waterbed at home, I toss and turn all night. These people are like, 'What's that, a...
Posted: 05/09/2002
This guy comes at me, 'Hey can you help me out? I'm starving,
man. I'm starving!' I'm like, 'Hey, do you see a chef's hat on my head? What am I...
Posted: 05/09/2002
I was hanging out at the pool at the hotel in Cancun, and there
was a group of girls there from Europe. I could tell they were from Europe because...
Posted: 05/09/2002
I have no more compassion for these people. A guy comes at me
today, 'Hey, can you help a hungry man out? I said, 'Yeah, I'm getting a slice of...
Posted: 05/09/2002
I knew I had bought the wrong sun block when the bottle had a
picture of a black guy putting two white guys out with a fire extinguisher.
Posted: 05/09/2002