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In this day of watered down comedy, Nick Di Paolo's brutally honest performances remind us of what great stand up should be: funny, socially relevant and a little bit reckless. Nick began his career in his hometown of Boston and two-years later, made the jump to New York, where he found his seething, sarcastic style was welcomed with open arms by New York audiences at such clubs as Catch a Rising Star, Caroline's and The Comedy Cellar. It was clubs like these where he honed his uncompromising point of view, which makes him not only a club favorite, but a true "comic's comic."

His range has allowed him to perform on shows as tame as The Tonight Show, and as edgy as HBO's Young Comedians Special, Late Night with David Letterman and Late Night with Conan O' Brien. He was twice nominated for an Emmy for his writing on The Chris Rock Show. He has also had three half hour stand up specials of his own on Comedy Central and was one of the stars on Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn and a stand out on many Comedy Central Roasts. Not limited to stand-up and writing, he has had guest starring roles on Lucky Louie, The Sopranos and many sitcoms, as well as in films including Artie Lange's Beer League. A critic for the Winnipeg Press said it best when he described Nick as "Gentle as a starved wolverine and as predictable as a tipsy-hop through a minefield, Nick DiPaolo is an experience constrained only slightly by... [MORE]
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Nick Di Paolo - Marriage Trap

Nick rants on marriage.

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Posted: 01/19/07
Views: 31,236

Nick Di Paolo - The Pope

The Pope didn't surprise Nick.

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Posted: 01/19/07
Views: 25,137

Nick Di Paolo - Feminists

Deep Freezing

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Posted: 06/03/02
Views: 21,037

Nick Di Paolo - Interview

Nick dishes on a new special.

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Nick Di Paolo - Customer Service

Nobody's Qualified

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Posted: 06/03/02
Views: 7,839

Nick DiPaolo - Marriage

Nick can't get used to his wife naming all his stuff.

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Posted: 01/18/07
Views: 5,979

Nick Di Paolo - Red Carpet

Nick Di Paolo - Red Carpet

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Nick DiPaolo - Sexual Endurance

Guys have no energy after sex.

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Posted: 05/09/02
Views: 4,563

Nick Di Paolo - Interview

CCP: Nick DiPaolo

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Nick DiPaolo - Girlfriend's Dildo

The only word Nick DiPaolo wants to hear after climaxing is "goodbye."

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Posted: 06/02/02
Views: 3,421

Nick DiPaolo: What's the Message?

I saw a sign today on the side of a bus that I thought was a little insensitive. It said, 'Help cure muscular dystrophy by joining our...

Posted: 06/02/2002

Nick DiPaolo: Getting a Big Girl Drunk

You ever date a big girl? You go broke getting her drunk. It's like filling up a Winnebago with super unleaded.

Posted: 06/02/2002

Nick DiPaolo: How Italians Are Portrayed

Even my people, the Italians, are politically correct now, which they never were. Now they're complaining they don't like the way they're portrayed...

Posted: 06/02/2002

Nick DiPaolo: Every Six Seconds

A picture of 50 women with black eyes, crying -- a big sign that says, 'Every 12 seconds, another woman is beaten by her boyfriend or husband.'...

Posted: 06/02/2002

Nick DiPaolo: Going After the Dad

Every commercial goes after the father. It's like, 'America Online is so easy, even Dad can use it.' You mean the guy who bought you the f**king...

Posted: 06/02/2002

Nick DiPaolo: Money for Sperm

You know what you get for donating your eggs, ladies? Five thousand bucks. Guys, you know what we get for our sperm? Fifty bucks. I got a towel at...

Posted: 06/02/2002

Nick DiPaolo: Penetrating Terrorist Cells

The FBI says they're having trouble penetrating these terrorist cells -- bullsh*t. Move to my neighborhood, I've been buying fruit from the Taliban...

Posted: 06/02/2002

Nick DiPaolo: Don't Help Old Ladies

I helped an old lady with her luggage on the flight. Don't do that -- you become her bitch for the rest of the flight.

Posted: 06/02/2002

Nick DiPaolo: Selfish on Planes

We're still selfish on the plane. I'm on the plane in San Francisco last week, the pilot comes on, he goes, 'We have a problem with engine number...

Posted: 06/02/2002

Nick DiPaolo: C**k-Blocked

I was at a bar flirting with this hot chick, but I didn't go home with her because I felt a dump coming on. I was c**k-blocked by a calzone I ate...

Posted: 06/02/2002