Because of acid, Mitch Hedberg now knows that butter is way better than margarine.
Filed under: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (783)
Views: 20,237
Posted: 01/04/1999
Mitch Hedberg - Radio Show
Mitch, Lewis and Dave discuss the 2004 election in Austin, TX.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Indecision (1362), Dave Attell (61)
Posted: 09/08/08
Views: 65,597
Mitch Hedberg - Blocking the Fire Exit
If you're flammable and have legs, you're never blocking a fire exit.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (790)
Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 43,699
Mitch Hedberg - Green Room Buffet
Mitch goes food hunting at the buffet.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), school (254), smoking (126)
Posted: 09/08/08
Views: 24,318
Mitch Hedberg - Knocking on Walls
When Mitch Hedberg's neighbor knocks on the wall, he tells him to go around.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), drugs (630)
Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 16,611
Mitch Hedberg - Turtlenecks
Wearing a turtleneck is like getting strangled by a really weak guy all day.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (790)
Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 15,355
Mitch Hedberg - Alcoholism
Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only disease you can get yelled at for having.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sports (618)
Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 14,499
Mitch Hedberg - Smacky the Frog
It's pretty much the same as Smokey the Bear, but it's a frog.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), animals (783), drugs (630)
Posted: 12/01/04
Views: 6,404
Mitch Hedberg - Knocking on Walls
When Mitch Hedberg's neighbor knocks on the wall, he tells him to go around.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), drugs (630)
Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 16,611
Mitch Hedberg - Blocking the Fire Exit
If you're flammable and have legs, you're never blocking a fire exit.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (790)
Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 43,693
Mitch Hedberg - Being a Comedian in Hollywood
Asking a good comedian to write a script is like asking a good chef, "Can you farm?"
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (956)
Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 6,688
Mitch Hedberg - Baked Potatoes
Mitch Hedberg likes to eat.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (790)
Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 10,986
Mitch Hedberg - Alcoholism
Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only disease you can get yelled at for having.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sports (618)
Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 14,499
Mitch Hedberg - Flossing
It's as hard to quit smoking as it is to start flossing.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (956)
Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 11,155
Mitch Hedberg - Turtlenecks
Wearing a turtleneck is like getting strangled by a really weak guy all day.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (790)
Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 15,355
Mitch Hedberg - Party of Two
People are selfish.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), food (790), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (149)
Posted: 05/18/04
Views: 13,435
Mitch Hedberg - Cincinnati Tribute
The Mitch Across America comics tell their favorite Mitch Hedberg jokes.
Tags: animals (783), Mitch Hedberg (19)
Posted: 09/30/08
Views: 2,517
