Ducks eat for free at Subway.
Mitch, Lewis and Dave discuss the 2004 election in Austin, TX.
If you're flammable and have legs, you're never blocking a fire exit.
Mitch goes food hunting at the buffet.
Because of acid, Mitch Hedberg now knows that butter is way better than margarine.
When Mitch Hedberg's neighbor knocks on the wall, he tells him to go around.
Wearing a turtleneck is like getting strangled by a really weak guy all day.
Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only disease you can get yelled at for having.