People are selfish.
Filed under: Mitch Hedberg (19), food (790), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (149)
Views: 13,429
Posted: 05/18/2004
Mitch Hedberg - Radio Show
Mitch, Lewis and Dave discuss the 2004 election in Austin, TX.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Indecision (1362), Dave Attell (61)
Posted: 09/08/08
Views: 65,592
Mitch Hedberg - Blocking the Fire Exit
If you're flammable and have legs, you're never blocking a fire exit.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (790)
Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 43,680
Mitch Hedberg - Green Room Buffet
Mitch goes food hunting at the buffet.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), school (254), smoking (126)
Posted: 09/08/08
Views: 24,314
Mitch Hedberg - Tripping on Acid
Because of acid, Mitch Hedberg now knows that butter is way better than margarine.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (783)
Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 20,220
Mitch Hedberg - Knocking on Walls
When Mitch Hedberg's neighbor knocks on the wall, he tells him to go around.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), drugs (630)
Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 16,607
Mitch Hedberg - Turtlenecks
Wearing a turtleneck is like getting strangled by a really weak guy all day.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (790)
Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 15,342
Mitch Hedberg - Alcoholism
Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only disease you can get yelled at for having.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sports (618)
Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 14,490
Mitch Hedberg - Smacky the Frog
It's pretty much the same as Smokey the Bear, but it's a frog.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), animals (783), drugs (630)
Posted: 12/01/04
Views: 6,398
Mitch Hedberg - Blocking the Fire Exit
If you're flammable and have legs, you're never blocking a fire exit.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (790)
Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 43,679
Mitch Hedberg - Baked Potatoes
Mitch Hedberg likes to eat.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (790)
Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 10,966
Mitch Hedberg - Instant Oatmeal
Making instant oatmeal feels unproductive.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), food (790), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 05/22/98
Views: 11,420
Mitch Hedberg - Sandwiches
Ducks eat for free at Subway.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), food (790), animals (783)
Posted: 11/03/04
Views: 3,552
Mitch Hedberg - Flossing
It's as hard to quit smoking as it is to start flossing.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (956)
Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 11,143
Mitch Hedberg - Turtlenecks
Wearing a turtleneck is like getting strangled by a really weak guy all day.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (790)
Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 15,338
Mitch Hedberg - Inspirational Yogurt
Mitch Hedberg is inspired by his yogurt.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), food (790), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 05/22/98
Views: 12,297
Mitch Hedberg - Tripping on Acid
Because of acid, Mitch Hedberg now knows that butter is way better than margarine.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (783)
Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 20,219
Mitch Hedberg - Knocking on Walls
When Mitch Hedberg's neighbor knocks on the wall, he tells him to go around.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), drugs (630)
Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 16,607
