Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only disease you can get yelled at for having.
Filed under: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sports (618)
Views: 14,475
Posted: 01/04/1999
Mitch Hedberg - Radio Show
Mitch, Lewis and Dave discuss the 2004 election in Austin, TX.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Indecision (1362), Dave Attell (61)
Posted: 09/08/08
Views: 65,585
Mitch Hedberg - Blocking the Fire Exit
If you're flammable and have legs, you're never blocking a fire exit.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (790)
Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 43,661
Mitch Hedberg - Green Room Buffet
Mitch goes food hunting at the buffet.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), school (254), smoking (126)
Posted: 09/08/08
Views: 24,305
Mitch Hedberg - Tripping on Acid
Because of acid, Mitch Hedberg now knows that butter is way better than margarine.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (783)
Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 20,199
Mitch Hedberg - Knocking on Walls
When Mitch Hedberg's neighbor knocks on the wall, he tells him to go around.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), drugs (630)
Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 16,593
Mitch Hedberg - Turtlenecks
Wearing a turtleneck is like getting strangled by a really weak guy all day.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (790)
Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 15,330
Mitch Hedberg - Flossing
It's as hard to quit smoking as it is to start flossing.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (956)
Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 11,122
Mitch Hedberg - Knocking on Walls
When Mitch Hedberg's neighbor knocks on the wall, he tells him to go around.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), drugs (630)
Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 16,596
Mitch Hedberg - Blocking the Fire Exit
If you're flammable and have legs, you're never blocking a fire exit.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (790)
Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 43,655
Mitch Hedberg - Baked Potatoes
Mitch Hedberg likes to eat.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (790)
Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 10,942
Mitch Hedberg - Tripping on Acid
Because of acid, Mitch Hedberg now knows that butter is way better than margarine.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (783)
Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 20,199
Kevin Brennan - Drunk Driving
Being the designated driver is dangerous.
Tags: Kevin Brennan (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), alcohol (489)
Posted: 01/25/99
Views: 1,030
Ardal O'Hanlon - Driving in Manhattan
Ardal O'Hanlon is deathly afraid to drive in Manhattan.
Tags: Ardal O'Hanlon (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), New York City (593)
Posted: 10/07/01
Views: 381
Mitch Hedberg - Turtlenecks
Wearing a turtleneck is like getting strangled by a really weak guy all day.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (790)
Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 15,330
Doug Benson - Pee or Spank
The words 'pee' and 'spank' shouldn't even be said on the same day.
Tags: Doug Benson (27), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (828)
Posted: 03/04/04
Views: 1,590
John Heffron - Life Caddy
John's life caddy sizes up an important decision.
Tags: John Heffron (24), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 01/29/04
Views: 2,715
