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Born on the luscious island of, St. Croix in the United States Virgin Islands, Michael Yard gave up his dreams of becoming a professional baseball player and moved with his family to New York in the winter of 1986. "Seeing the New York skyline for the first time was a real trip! I couldn't believe how tall those buildings were. I guess they don't call them skyscrapers for nothing!" After experiencing snow for the first time and surviving both his first New York winter and the New York City Public school system, he began his comedy career on a whim in 1993. " I kept going to comedy clubs and open Mic nights and watching comics do their sets but on the inside I was itching to hit the stage myself. The problem was that every time I would try to psyche myself up to get on stage I would get sick to my stomach! One day I just decided to go for it and my goal was simply not to get booed off stage -- and I didn't!" Fast forward to over a decade later and Michael Yard has become one of the hottest comedians touring the country today. In addition to being one of the most sought after acts on the college and university circuit, Mike's made a name for himself as one of New York City's premier comedians.

Michael was honored to be named one of Comedy's most thought provoking comedians by The Black Comedy Awards. His quest to delve deeper into the minds of the masses paid off when Rev. Jessie Jackson invited Mike to perform twice for The Rainbow Coalition/ Operation PUSH... [MORE]

Born on the luscious island of, St. Croix in the United States Virgin Islands, Michael Yard gave up his dreams of becoming a professional baseball player and moved with his family to New York in the winter of 1986. "Seeing the New York skyline for the first time was a real trip! I couldn't believe how tall those buildings were. I guess they don't call them skyscrapers for nothing!" After experiencing snow for the first time and surviving both his first New York winter and the New York City Public school system, he began his comedy career on a whim in 1993. " I kept going to comedy clubs and open Mic nights and watching comics do their sets but on the inside I was itching to hit the stage myself. The problem was that every time I would try to psyche myself up to get on stage I would get sick to my stomach! One day I just decided to go for it and my goal was simply not to get booed off stage -- and I didn't!" Fast forward to over a decade later and Michael Yard has become one of the hottest comedians touring the country today. In addition to being one of the most sought after acts on the college and university circuit, Mike's made a name for himself as one of New York City's premier comedians.

Michael was honored to be named one of Comedy's most thought provoking comedians by The Black Comedy Awards. His quest to delve deeper into the minds of the masses paid off when Rev. Jessie Jackson invited Mike to perform twice for The Rainbow Coalition/ Operation PUSH national conventions in New York and Chicago.

When not on stage making new friends at well-known venues like The Improv, Caroline's, The Comedy Store, Rascal's, Stand Up NY, The Laugh House or The Mohegan Sun, Mike likes to flex his writing muscles. He had a chance to do so as a writer and voice talent on an animated pilot for Spike TV. He's also been a cast member and writer on the Internet radio sketch show Mo' Funny Comedy Hour! Michael loves writing screenplays as well and hopes to one day direct and star in one of his works. In addition to his writing, Mike is rapidly becoming well known for his ability to morph into anyone right before your eyes. His repertoire of voices includes dialects from The Caribbean, Africa, India, Ireland, England and many more exotic lands. He has a knack for making his audiences see, hear and feel his comedy. Mike's quickly becoming a familiar face with his numerous television appearances. They include, The Apollo Comedy Hour, Russell Simmons Def Comedy Jam, (All Star Edition) BET's ComicView (1998-2002) and Video Vixens on MTV. [LESS]

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Mike Yard - Army of One

I can do this myself?

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Posted: 04/20/07
Views: 4,088

Mike Yard - Terrorism

If you see something, say something.

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Mike Yard - Independent Women

Why would you want your woman to do that?

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Posted: 04/20/07
Views: 3,569

Mike Yard - Jamaican Waters

There is never a problem.

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Posted: 04/20/07
Views: 3,223

Mike Yard - Arguing Strategies

Mike Yard breaks down the different arguing strategies for men and women.

Tags: Mike Yard (4), men/women (987), dating (649)

Posted: 07/27/06
Views: 2,245

Mike Yard - Shallow Friendships

Mike Yard envies the deep friendships women have with each other.

Tags: Mike Yard (4), men/women (987), observational (326)

Posted: 07/27/06
Views: 1,797

Mike Yard - Suspicious Behavior

Mike Yard fights terrorism, one suspicious character at a time.

Tags: Mike Yard (4), New York City (593), terrorism (431)

Posted: 07/27/06
Views: 1,539

Mike Yard - Tiger in the Projects

How could the neighbors not know that the dude in 3B brought home a tiger?

Tags: Mike Yard (4), ethnic (813), animals (783)

Posted: 12/01/04
Views: 1,275

Mike Yard - Public Transportation

New Yorkers have very little patience for sick people on the subway.

Tags: New York City (593), observational (326)

Posted: 11/10/04
Views: 925

Mike Yard: Another Lost Argument

I just lost another argument with my woman... And I thought I was right this time. I was like, 'I got her! I got her!' At the end of the argument,...

Posted: 07/27/2006

Mike Yard: Arguing Strategy

We don't have good arguing strategy. We never really know what the argument is about. We always go into the argument under the impression that what...

Posted: 07/27/2006

Mike Yard: Male and Female Friendships

Women know deep stuff about their friends. They talk intimate stuff. Guys, we don't really have that. Our friendships are shallow. I got people...

Posted: 07/27/2006

Mike Yard: Calling on Your Friends

There's not a guy in here that could call his boy up at three o'clock in the morning. Hell, you can't call your boy up at three in the afternoon...

Posted: 07/27/2006

Mike Yard: If You See Something, Say Something

If you see a terrorist on a train about to blow themselves up, you have to go up to them and say, 'Hey! Stop it.'

Posted: 07/27/2006

Mike Yard: Suspicious in New York

I was reading this article that said you have to be more diligent, keep an eye out for suspicious people. Yeah, that might work in Minnesota, but I...

Posted: 07/27/2006