Guys have sicker sexual preferences than women.
Filed under: Mike Sweeney (7), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Views: 374
Posted: 05/25/1993
Mike Sweeney - Irish Persecution
No one has had it worse than the Irish.
Tags: Mike Sweeney (7), ethnic (814), food (804)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 555
Mike Sweeney - MCI
Sprint just keeps hounding Mike.
Tags: Mike Sweeney (7), men/women (1003), music (727)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 440
Mike Sweeney - New Kids
Keith Richards is not attractive to a 10-year-old.
Tags: Mike Sweeney (7), kids (841), ethnic (814)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 234
Mike Sweeney - Jeffrey Dahmer
Being racist wasn't the worst thing about Jeffrey Dahmer.
Tags: Mike Sweeney (7), ethnic (814), New York City (602)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 142
Mike Sweeney - Understanding Terrorism
The American version of terrorism is the postal service.
Tags: Mike Sweeney (7), money (865), New York City (602)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 128
Mike Sweeney - Hazardous to Your Health
Ponytails and wearing sunglasses at night should cause brain tumors.
Tags: Mike Sweeney (7), health (976), movies (559)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 85
Brett Butler - Cat Calls
At 35, you react to construction workers' cat calls a lot more positively.
Tags: Brett Butler (9), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 778
Cindy Eaton - In That Way
You may have to remind some friends of the opposite sex that you don't want to see them naked.
Tags: Cindy Eaton (2), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 502
Ted Blumberg - Sexual Harassment
Flirting is not part of a job requirement.
Tags: Ted Blumberg (2), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 2,052
John Heffron - We Gotta Go, Girl
Girls don't leave their own behind.
Tags: John Heffron (24), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 01/29/04
Views: 4,079
Caroline Rhea - Catcalls
It's like construction workers have a jackhammer in their pants.
Tags: Caroline Rhea (5), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 12/15/04
Views: 1,776
Greg Giraldo - The Balance of Power
Whipping out your penis is a bold pick-up strategy.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 08/29/97
Views: 1,001
Christian Finnegan - Beautiful Women
Christian's girlfriend doesn't like when he comes on to audiences.
Tags: Christian Finnegan (28), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 03/10/05
Views: 9,737
Todd Lynn - Pre-Midlife Crisis
At 35, what is your opening line to talk to women?
Tags: Todd Lynn (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 05/12/05
Views: 3,093
Jimmy Aleck - Condoms
A lot of women are carrying condoms now.
Tags: Jimmy Aleck (3), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,012
Jan Karem - Health Club
Upper East Side women don't think exercises apply to them.
Tags: Jan Karem (3), men/women (1003), imitations (772)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 1,530
