Being racist wasn't the worst thing about Jeffrey Dahmer.
Filed under: Mike Sweeney (7), ethnic (814), New York City (602)
Views: 142
Posted: 02/24/1992
Mike Sweeney - Irish Persecution
No one has had it worse than the Irish.
Tags: Mike Sweeney (7), ethnic (814), food (805)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 557
Mike Sweeney - MCI
Sprint just keeps hounding Mike.
Tags: Mike Sweeney (7), men/women (1005), music (730)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 440
Mike Sweeney - Sexual Preferences
Guys have sicker sexual preferences than women.
Tags: Mike Sweeney (7), sex (1284), men/women (1005)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 376
Mike Sweeney - New Kids
Keith Richards is not attractive to a 10-year-old.
Tags: Mike Sweeney (7), kids (841), ethnic (814)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 240
Mike Sweeney - Understanding Terrorism
The American version of terrorism is the postal service.
Tags: Mike Sweeney (7), money (866), New York City (602)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 128
Mike Sweeney - Hazardous to Your Health
Ponytails and wearing sunglasses at night should cause brain tumors.
Tags: Mike Sweeney (7), health (978), movies (559)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 85
Jeff Stilson - Do-It-Yourself
Jeff Stilson streamlines his death.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (17), New York City (602), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 120
Larry Amoros - Serial Killers
Cities have crazy people, but the Midwest has the serial killers.
Tags: Larry Amoros (6), movies (559), TV (543)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 479
Paul Mooney - Jeffrey Dahmer
Paul loves thinking about Jeffrey Dahmer eating black people.
Tags: Paul Mooney (10), ethnic (814), food (805)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,920
Bobby Slayton - The Death Penalty
Bug problem? Kill the bugs and leave them out as an example.
Tags: Bobby Slayton (5), kids (841), music (730)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 309
Warren Thomas - Prison
Mike Tyson's like a buff Rain Man.
Tags: Warren Thomas (6), ethnic (814), imitations (772)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 604
David Feldman - Cannibalism
Burying dead people is a waste.
Tags: David Feldman (14), men/women (1005), animals (793)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 287
Jeff Joseph - Jeffrey Dahmer
Jeffrey Dahmer must have an eating disorder.
Tags: Jeff Joseph (3), The A-List (491), crime (415)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 219
Bruce Baum - Science of Size
If animals grow depending on the size of their enclosure, large underwear may be helpful, too.
Tags: Bruce Baum (2), food (805), drugs (639)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 175
Sean Henderson - Crime Has Taken a Turn for the Worse
You used to only have to worry about getting mugged.
Tags: Sean Henderson (3), crime (415), Comic Justice (171)
Posted: 10/17/93
Views: 231
Johnny Lampert - War on Terror
Where are America's serial killers when you need them?
Tags: Johnny Lampert (2), George W. Bush (2037), Iraq (1073)
Posted: 11/10/05
Views: 270
