Women have an intelligence network that rivals the CIA.
They don't get philosophy jokes in Alabama.
Mike believes there is a God.
When Mike was 18 years old, he was cocky about life.
Florida has a bigger peninsula than Maine.
Roxanne Pulitzer: sex scandal, Florida. William Kennedy Smith: sex scandal, Florida. Pee-Wee Herman: sex scandal, Florida. Now, if you look at...
Dick Clark went to a psychic. She told him, in a previous life, he was Dick Clark.
I don't know if I'm going to Heaven or Hell. I just hope God grades on a curve.
They don't get the philosophy jokes in Alabama. They think Descartes is the thing you put before de-horse.
Everyone's got their own beliefs on this. It's America; you're entitled to your belief. My belief is that life begins when you start minding your...
If you're gonna blame teen sex on rock 'n' roll, why don't we just blame incest on country and western?
I'm dating again, which is very exciting -- 'cause I'm married.
The most important element in a relationship is communication, and women are much better at verbalizing their needs and their emotions than men...