Wedding rings are more than just symbols of eternity. They're a magic curses.
Filed under: Michael Loftus (7), religion (776), marriage (581)
Views: 19,271
Posted: 08/20/2009
Michael Loftus - Vietnam
Having arguments with your wife is a lot like stumbling into a firefight in Vietnam. You have no idea what's going on.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), marriage (581), wars (467)
Posted: 08/20/09
Views: 13,983
Michael Loftus - The Pinky Toe
What's up with the pinky toe? It's useless and ugly and it's got a messed up nail.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), observational (334),
Posted: 08/20/09
Views: 5,880
Michael Loftus - Drinking in Ireland
Michael's got some crazy Irish cousins.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), ethnic (814), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 2,198
Michael Loftus - Dance in Ireland
Michael's a big fan of a dance the ladies do in Ireland.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), sex (1283), ethnic (814)
Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 1,867
Michael Loftus - Designated Driver
Whatever you do, don't puke in the car.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), ethnic (814), imitations (772)
Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 1,797
Michael Loftus - Arguing
Once you get married, men lose the ability to have decent fights with their wives.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), sex (1283), marriage (581)
Posted: 08/20/09
Views: 1,689
Michael Loftus - Arguing
Once you get married, men lose the ability to have decent fights with their wives.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), sex (1283), marriage (581)
Posted: 08/20/09
Views: 1,689
Michael Loftus - The Pinky Toe
What's up with the pinky toe? It's useless and ugly and it's got a messed up nail.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), observational (334),
Posted: 08/20/09
Views: 5,880
Michael Loftus - Vietnam
Having arguments with your wife is a lot like stumbling into a firefight in Vietnam. You have no idea what's going on.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), marriage (581), wars (467)
Posted: 08/20/09
Views: 13,983
Brian Regan - Dora the Explorer
Brian would probably watch "Dora the Explorer" even if he didn't have kids.
Tags: Brian Regan (51), kids (841), marriage (581)
Posted: 06/10/07
Views: 262,826
Mo Mandel - Marrying Within the Faith
Mo's mom wants him to marry a Jewish girl.
Tags: Mo Mandel (6), religion (776), marriage (581)
Posted: 06/27/08
Views: 14,082
Tom Papa - New Tricks
Tom Papa's wife still has a scar from the tool bench incident.
Tags: Tom Papa (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 08/26/01
Views: 2,346
Jeff Mac - Gay Wedding Protesters
Jeff Mac loves the hillbilly rednecks who protest gay marriages.
Tags: Jeff Mac (3), food (804), gay/homosexual (633)
Posted: 07/27/06
Views: 612
Chad Daniels - Wife's Friends
Chad Daniels makes his wife's Ph.D. friends look like dummies.
Tags: Chad Daniels (2), marriage (581), observational (334)
Posted: 07/27/06
Views: 3,236
Wanda Sykes - The Marriage Business
Marriage is a lot like going into business with somebody.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (43), kids (841), marriage (581)
Posted: 01/09/03
Views: 1,992
Jack Coen - The Religious Angle
Jack Coen hopes that God grades on a curve.
Tags: Jack Coen (16), health (976), religion (776)
Posted: 08/29/97
Views: 450
