What's up with the pinky toe? It's useless and ugly and it's got a messed up nail.
Filed under: Michael Loftus (7), observational (334),
Views: 5,880
Posted: 08/20/2009
Michael Loftus - Wedding Rings
Wedding rings are more than just symbols of eternity. They're a magic curses.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), religion (776), marriage (581)
Posted: 08/20/09
Views: 19,272
Michael Loftus - Vietnam
Having arguments with your wife is a lot like stumbling into a firefight in Vietnam. You have no idea what's going on.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), marriage (581), wars (467)
Posted: 08/20/09
Views: 13,983
Michael Loftus - Drinking in Ireland
Michael's got some crazy Irish cousins.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), ethnic (814), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 2,201
Michael Loftus - Dance in Ireland
Michael's a big fan of a dance the ladies do in Ireland.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), sex (1283), ethnic (814)
Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 1,869
Michael Loftus - Designated Driver
Whatever you do, don't puke in the car.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), ethnic (814), imitations (772)
Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 1,800
Michael Loftus - Arguing
Once you get married, men lose the ability to have decent fights with their wives.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), sex (1283), marriage (581)
Posted: 08/20/09
Views: 1,689
Michael Loftus - Wedding Rings
Wedding rings are more than just symbols of eternity. They're a magic curses.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), religion (776), marriage (581)
Posted: 08/20/09
Views: 19,272
Michael Loftus - Arguing
Once you get married, men lose the ability to have decent fights with their wives.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), sex (1283), marriage (581)
Posted: 08/20/09
Views: 1,689
Michael Loftus - Vietnam
Having arguments with your wife is a lot like stumbling into a firefight in Vietnam. You have no idea what's going on.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), marriage (581), wars (467)
Posted: 08/20/09
Views: 13,983
Michael Loftus - Drinking in Ireland
Michael's got some crazy Irish cousins.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), ethnic (814), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 2,199
Michael Loftus - Dance in Ireland
Michael's a big fan of a dance the ladies do in Ireland.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), sex (1283), ethnic (814)
Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 1,868
Michael Loftus - Designated Driver
Whatever you do, don't puke in the car.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), ethnic (814), imitations (772)
Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 1,800
Open Mic Challenge - Mr. Fancypants
Mr. Fancypants gets some relationship advice from Maxim Magazine.
Tags: observational (334), dirty (56)
Posted: 07/22/09
Views: 254
Greg Giraldo - 9/11 Bachelorettes
Greg explains how bachelorette parties prove that they'll never change the American way of life.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), men/women (1003), America (446)
Posted: 08/16/09
Views: 55,986
Brian Regan - Dora the Explorer
Brian would probably watch "Dora the Explorer" even if he didn't have kids.
Tags: Brian Regan (51), kids (841), marriage (581)
Posted: 06/10/07
Views: 262,855
Paul F. Tompkins - Apologies Necessary
Violent dogs are a problem, but their owners are an even bigger problem.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (791)
Posted: 03/15/07
Views: 3,506
