Michael's got some crazy Irish cousins.
Filed under: Michael Loftus (7), ethnic (814), Premium Blend (750)
Views: 2,201
Posted: 12/13/1999
Michael Loftus - Wedding Rings
Wedding rings are more than just symbols of eternity. They're a magic curses.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), religion (776), marriage (581)
Posted: 08/20/09
Views: 19,274
Michael Loftus - Vietnam
Having arguments with your wife is a lot like stumbling into a firefight in Vietnam. You have no idea what's going on.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), marriage (581), wars (467)
Posted: 08/20/09
Views: 13,983
Michael Loftus - The Pinky Toe
What's up with the pinky toe? It's useless and ugly and it's got a messed up nail.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), observational (334),
Posted: 08/20/09
Views: 5,882
Michael Loftus - Dance in Ireland
Michael's a big fan of a dance the ladies do in Ireland.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), sex (1283), ethnic (814)
Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 1,869
Michael Loftus - Designated Driver
Whatever you do, don't puke in the car.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), ethnic (814), imitations (772)
Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 1,799
Michael Loftus - Arguing
Once you get married, men lose the ability to have decent fights with their wives.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), sex (1283), marriage (581)
Posted: 08/20/09
Views: 1,690
Michael Loftus - Dance in Ireland
Michael's a big fan of a dance the ladies do in Ireland.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), sex (1283), ethnic (814)
Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 1,868
Michael Loftus - Designated Driver
Whatever you do, don't puke in the car.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), ethnic (814), imitations (772)
Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 1,799
Tom Cotter - My Grandmother
Tom Cotter's grandmother faced an untimely death at the hands of his garage.
Tags: Tom Cotter (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 03/11/04
Views: 891
Dom Irrera - Embrace Life
Dom wishes he could drink like the Irish.
Tags: Dom Irrera (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 07/18/00
Views: 1,766
Steve McGrew - Drinking Problems
Women should spend less money on cosmetics and more on Jack Daniels.
Tags: Steve McGrew (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 09/24/04
Views: 2,884
Megan Mooney - Irish = Mexican
Megan might as well be Mexican.
Tags: Megan Mooney (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 5,896
Christian Finnegan - Irish Name
Christian Finnegan is the most Irish name in history.
Tags: Christian Finnegan (28), alcohol (496), stereotypes (431)
Posted: 05/08/09
Views: 64,434
Jonathan Corbett - Drinking
It's easy drinking in New York.
Tags: Jonathan Corbett (3), ethnic (814), food (804)
Posted: 12/15/04
Views: 1,106
Lenny Clarke - Irish Catholic
Lenny will never forget his third grade teacher, Sister Mary Triggerhappy.
Tags: Lenny Clarke (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 05/19/02
Views: 1,628
Megan Mooney - Don't Play With the Stove
Parents sometimes give strange advice when they leave the house.
Tags: Megan Mooney (13), kids (841), ethnic (814)
Posted: 01/22/04
Views: 5,434
