Whatever you do, don't puke in the car.
Filed under: Michael Loftus (7), ethnic (814), imitations (772)
Views: 1,797
Posted: 12/13/1999
Michael Loftus - Wedding Rings
Wedding rings are more than just symbols of eternity. They're a magic curses.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), religion (776), marriage (581)
Posted: 08/20/09
Views: 19,271
Michael Loftus - Vietnam
Having arguments with your wife is a lot like stumbling into a firefight in Vietnam. You have no idea what's going on.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), marriage (581), wars (467)
Posted: 08/20/09
Views: 13,983
Michael Loftus - The Pinky Toe
What's up with the pinky toe? It's useless and ugly and it's got a messed up nail.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), observational (334),
Posted: 08/20/09
Views: 5,880
Michael Loftus - Drinking in Ireland
Michael's got some crazy Irish cousins.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), ethnic (814), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 2,198
Michael Loftus - Dance in Ireland
Michael's a big fan of a dance the ladies do in Ireland.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), sex (1283), ethnic (814)
Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 1,867
Michael Loftus - Arguing
Once you get married, men lose the ability to have decent fights with their wives.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), sex (1283), marriage (581)
Posted: 08/20/09
Views: 1,689
Michael Loftus - Dance in Ireland
Michael's a big fan of a dance the ladies do in Ireland.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), sex (1283), ethnic (814)
Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 1,867
Michael Loftus - Drinking in Ireland
Michael's got some crazy Irish cousins.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), ethnic (814), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 2,198
Kyle Grooms - Being the Black Friend
People try to make Kyle feel comfortable with the music playlist.
Tags: Kyle Grooms (9), ethnic (814), imitations (772)
Posted: 01/16/03
Views: 1,073
Billy D. Washington - Dog Flight
Flight attendants used to be good looking.
Tags: Billy D. Washington (1), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 10/18/01
Views: 1,448
Tom Cotter - Drinking and Driving
Friends don't let friends drink and drive, but Tom doesn't have any friends.
Tags: Tom Cotter (14), animals (791), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/17/00
Views: 2,042
Rob Pue - Drinking Problem
Rob Pue apologizes for approaching the ladies at the end of parties.
Tags: Rob Pue (2), imitations (772), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 04/07/05
Views: 774
Tony Woods - Monkey Love
A monkey at a club might get lucky with a girl.
Tags: Tony Woods (6), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 08/19/01
Views: 1,834
Aries Spears - Drinking
No one can out drink white people.
Tags: Aries Spears (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 05/19/05
Views: 4,466
Tracy Morgan - We Made It!
Some black people think their job is to scare white people.
Tags: Tracy Morgan (18), money (865), ethnic (814)
Posted: 08/25/02
Views: 2,367
Gabriel Iglesias - Felipe
Gabriel's friend Felipe is nuts.
Tags: Gabriel Iglesias (23), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 02/06/03
Views: 50,795
