Michael's a big fan of a dance the ladies do in Ireland.
Wedding rings are more than just symbols of eternity. They're a magic curses.
Having arguments with your wife is a lot like stumbling into a firefight in Vietnam. You have no idea what's going on.
What's up with the pinky toe? It's useless and ugly and it's got a messed up nail.
Michael's got some crazy Irish cousins.
Whatever you do, don't puke in the car.
Once you get married, men lose the ability to have decent fights with their wives.