Once you get married, men lose the ability to have decent fights with their wives.
Filed under: Michael Loftus (7), sex (1283), marriage (581)
Views: 1,689
Posted: 08/20/2009
Michael Loftus - Wedding Rings
Wedding rings are more than just symbols of eternity. They're a magic curses.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), religion (776), marriage (581)
Posted: 08/20/09
Views: 19,271
Michael Loftus - Vietnam
Having arguments with your wife is a lot like stumbling into a firefight in Vietnam. You have no idea what's going on.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), marriage (581), wars (467)
Posted: 08/20/09
Views: 13,983
Michael Loftus - The Pinky Toe
What's up with the pinky toe? It's useless and ugly and it's got a messed up nail.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), observational (334),
Posted: 08/20/09
Views: 5,880
Michael Loftus - Drinking in Ireland
Michael's got some crazy Irish cousins.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), ethnic (814), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 2,198
Michael Loftus - Dance in Ireland
Michael's a big fan of a dance the ladies do in Ireland.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), sex (1283), ethnic (814)
Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 1,867
Michael Loftus - Designated Driver
Whatever you do, don't puke in the car.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), ethnic (814), imitations (772)
Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 1,797
Michael Loftus - Wedding Rings
Wedding rings are more than just symbols of eternity. They're a magic curses.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), religion (776), marriage (581)
Posted: 08/20/09
Views: 19,271
Michael Loftus - The Pinky Toe
What's up with the pinky toe? It's useless and ugly and it's got a messed up nail.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), observational (334),
Posted: 08/20/09
Views: 5,880
Michael Loftus - Vietnam
Having arguments with your wife is a lot like stumbling into a firefight in Vietnam. You have no idea what's going on.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), marriage (581), wars (467)
Posted: 08/20/09
Views: 13,983
Tom Papa - New Tricks
Tom Papa's wife still has a scar from the tool bench incident.
Tags: Tom Papa (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 08/26/01
Views: 2,346
Greg Giraldo - Finding a Soul Mate
Greg Giraldo is impressed that Siegfried and Roy found each other.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 08/08/00
Views: 697
Greg Giraldo - First Baby
Greg Giraldo is excited to be having probably his first baby.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 08/08/00
Views: 639
Corey Holcomb - Five Girlfriends
Corey lets ladies in on every man's five girlfriends.
Tags: Corey Holcomb (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 07/21/05
Views: 9,959
Bill Burr - Before Marriage
You have to get the evil out of you before you're ready for marriage.
Tags: Bill Burr (27), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 06/19/98
Views: 3,215
Michael Loftus - Dance in Ireland
Michael's a big fan of a dance the ladies do in Ireland.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), sex (1283), ethnic (814)
Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 1,867
Iliza Shlesinger - Something Happened
There's that moment in an evening of drinking, hanging out, having fun, when something happens.
Tags: Iliza Shlesinger (2), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 10/23/09
Views: 381
