Michael Loftus
Michael Loftus' wholesome looks might fool viewers, but this seemingly mild-mannered Midwesterner has a sharper tongue than some may realize. Whether he's pointing out the pros and cons of sleeping naked or likening a wedding ring to a mystical relic out of "Lord of the Rings," Loftus uses energetic physical comedy to cynically skewer life in suburbia and beyond.
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Michael Loftus - Wedding Rings
Wedding rings are more than just symbols of eternity. They're a magic curses.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), religion (776), marriage (581)
Posted: 08/20/09
Views: 19,272
Michael Loftus - Vietnam
Having arguments with your wife is a lot like stumbling into a firefight in Vietnam. You have no idea what's going on.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), marriage (581), wars (467)
Posted: 08/20/09
Views: 13,983
Michael Loftus - The Pinky Toe
What's up with the pinky toe? It's useless and ugly and it's got a messed up nail.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), observational (334),
Posted: 08/20/09
Views: 5,880
Michael Loftus - Drinking in Ireland
Michael's got some crazy Irish cousins.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), ethnic (814), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 2,198
Michael Loftus - Dance in Ireland
Michael's a big fan of a dance the ladies do in Ireland.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), sex (1283), ethnic (814)
Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 1,867
Michael Loftus - Designated Driver
Whatever you do, don't puke in the car.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), ethnic (814), imitations (772)
Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 1,797
Michael Loftus - Arguing
Once you get married, men lose the ability to have decent fights with their wives.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), sex (1283), marriage (581)
Posted: 08/20/09
Views: 1,689
