Bars and clubs are not the best places to meet guys.
If your weekends start on Tuesday, you might be partying too much.
I told my sister how much I was going out down there, and she said that there was this club I should check out. I was like, 'Oh God, not another...
It's weird, though, 'cause this is my first time job and everything, but I could've sworn I was making more money in college just working for my...
The guys I've been meeting just have the worst pickup lines. Oh my God -- like, 'Hey, what's your friend's name?'
For those eight years Clinton was the president, it was like we had that really cool substitute teacher.