Megan will never pretend to be her mother again.
Megan might as well be Mexican.
Parents sometimes give strange advice when they leave the house.
Megan practices ordering alcohol.
Megan has a retort for her dad's friend.
Megan is forced to wear back fat-revealing dresses.
Megan's friends don't know her.
Megan pretends to be pregnant while drinking at a bar.
Megan suspects her niece of animal abuse.
The older you are, the worse your advice.