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Maz Jobrani

Maz is a master wonchi artist - an ancient martial art that combines painting with kicking ass. He is also on the board of neighborhood dogwatchers - a committee committed to committing nothing to no one at no time. His hobbies include blue sky watching and breathing. When Maz was a child in the Alborz mountains of Iran, a spirit came to him and told him he would one day be a doctor. When Maz realized what bs that was he was able to concentrate his energies on getting poon. Today, after many years of making rasberry jams for the exiled King of Cypress, Maz spends most of his time acting, writing and doing standup. You can catch Maz almost every weekend at the Comedy Store or the Laugh Factory on Sunset Blvd.
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Maz Jobrani - Axis of Evil

Bush just had to put all of Iran in the Axis of Evil?

Tags: Maz Jobrani (2), George W. Bush (2037), ethnic (814)

Posted: 12/02/04
Views: 1,106

Maz Jobrani: Swapping Ethnicities

Some of my friends just gave up on the whole thing and became Italian. You ever met those guys -- the Middle Eastern Italian guys... I got a buddy,...

Posted: 12/02/2004

Maz Jobrani: Anthrax Is Not the Middle Eastern Way

Remember the anthrax they tried to blame on the Middle Easterners? I knew that wasn't a Middle Easterner. That's not how the Middle Easterners...

Posted: 12/02/2004

Maz Jobrani: Not All Evil

Bush put [all of Iran] in the Axis of Evil. My friend was pissed. My friend was like, 'We are not all evil. I am not evil. I peed on a hamster...

Posted: 12/02/2004