Since I've been out of high school, I've been to 32 weddings.
That's like 17-and-a-half miles of the electric slide, folks.
Posted: 02/03/2005
I'm the only single guy left out of all of my friends. I'm the
last man standing. It's like my buddies and I were in a war movie, where we're...
Posted: 02/03/2005
I went to medical school here at Columbia. I got my M.D. I was
practicing out in Colorado, where I decided to quit and do stand-up -- and not just...
Posted: 02/03/2005
I quit because I was in the hospital and I realized that I
truly believed that laughter was the best medicine. Turns out penicillin works a hell of...
Posted: 02/03/2005
There is nothing funny about the death penalty -- except the
name. Folks, death is not a penalty; 10 yards is a penalty.
Posted: 02/03/2005