There are makeup tricks to make your boobs look bigger.
Maryellen Hooper stops shaving when she sees blood.
Bathing suits are the worst to try on.
Magnifying mirrors are cruel.
Maryellen Hooper helped stopped the bleeding after she broke her boyfriend's nose.
Maryellen went to beauty school because of her Barbie head.
Guys grow fur collars on their necks.
Dressing rooms are like a horror house of fat asses.
Maryellen performs her dainty cheer.