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Maryellen Hooper

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Maryellen Hooper - Shower Shaver

Maryellen Hooper stops shaving when she sees blood.

Tags: Maryellen Hooper (9), men/women (1005), lookin' good (369)

Posted: 04/10/02
Views: 5,050

Maryellen Hooper - Bathing Suits

Bathing suits are the worst to try on.

Tags: Maryellen Hooper (9), lookin' good (369), fashion (230)

Posted: 04/10/02
Views: 3,247

Maryellen Hooper - Makeup Mirror

Magnifying mirrors are cruel.

Tags: Maryellen Hooper (9), dating (657), lookin' good (369)

Posted: 04/10/02
Views: 1,790

Maryellen Hooper - Makeup Tricks

There are makeup tricks to make your boobs look bigger.

Tags: Maryellen Hooper (9), men/women (1005), lookin' good (369)

Posted: 04/10/02
Views: 1,517

Maryellen Hooper - Bloody Nose

Maryellen Hooper helped stopped the bleeding after she broke her boyfriend's nose.

Tags: Maryellen Hooper (9), men/women (1005), dating (657)

Posted: 04/10/02
Views: 1,033

Maryellen Hooper - Barbie Head

Maryellen went to beauty school because of her Barbie head.

Tags: Maryellen Hooper (9), men/women (1005), growing up (453)

Posted: 04/10/02
Views: 978

Maryellen Hooper - Neck Hair

Guys grow fur collars on their necks.

Tags: Maryellen Hooper (9), men/women (1005), work/office (398)

Posted: 04/10/02
Views: 962

Maryellen Hooper - Dressing Rooms

Dressing rooms are like a horror house of fat asses.

Tags: Maryellen Hooper (9), men/women (1005), weight/obesity (302)

Posted: 04/10/02
Views: 868

Maryellen Hooper - Eat 'Em Up, Gators!

Maryellen performs her dainty cheer.

Tags: Maryellen Hooper (9), audience interaction (303), school (258)

Posted: 04/10/02
Views: 783

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Maryellen Hooper: Covering Up Zits

I figured if I colored a black dot on top of a zit, it will look like a beauty mark. It didn't. It looked like I had a tick sucking on my face,...

Posted: 04/10/2002

Maryellen Hooper: Barbie Heads

Remember Barbie heads? The girls do. The guys are like, 'Barbie's giving head now? I've got to go shopping.'

Posted: 04/10/2002

Maryellen Hooper: Cutting Guys' Hair

When guys get their hair cut you have to shave the back of their necks because they grow this, like, fur collar. How far down should you shave?...

Posted: 04/10/2002

Maryellen Hooper: Makeup Tricks

There are even makeup tricks to make your boobs look bigger -- like I want to date the idiot that fools.

Posted: 04/10/2002

Maryellen Hooper: Shaving the Armpits

We have to shave our armpits. Whose idea was that? That's a concave area with a straight razor. Could we invent something? Because the best I can...

Posted: 04/10/2002

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