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Maryellen Hooper has appeared on the following Comedy Central shows:

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Matt BraungerHey, what's the over/under on Achilles vs. Hector?7:15 PM Today

Matt BraungerTotally! Thanks, man. @steveheisler steveheisler @Braunger That was me. I hope your "ha" is genuine. Genuinely wonderfully scatterbrained.6:06 PM Today

mitchfatelJust got back from the Tampa Bay Bucs game. I ate ice cream. I ate a cheesesteak. I ate a Turkey Leg. I ate a hot dog. I vomited. Repeat.6:05 PM Today

Matt BraungerJust read a recap of the Eugene Mirman Comedy Festival in the Onion AV Club that described me as "wonderfully scatterbrained." Ha!5:50 PM Today

Whitney CummingsNASCAR race cars have really bad GPS systems.5:44 PM Today

Matt BraungerThat would be Dec. 17th. RT @tri_polar @Braunger when will you be on chelsea lately again?5:43 PM Today

Matt Braunger"Swingin' like my nuts." Brilliant. http://www.hulu.com/watch/110300/saturday-night-live-digital-short-two-worlds-collide-ft-reba-mcentire5:41 PM Today

Rhys DarbyBreaky at Jafa cafe in Grey Lynn. Very nice. Now I'm off to record a radio ad for the Planet A concert...4:48 PM Today

Matt BraungerJust realized people might look at my profile pic and think I'm arrogant. I'm only looking like that on my album as a parody. I am a dork.4:26 PM Today

Christian FinneganHey God, can you please arrange it so that Kevin Garnett goes home tonight to find his wife having sex with three dudes? Thanks.4:09 PM Today

Maryellen Hooper - Shower Shaver

Maryellen Hooper stops shaving when she sees blood.

Tags: Maryellen Hooper (9), men/women (1003), lookin' good (369)

Posted: 04/10/02
Views: 5,048

Maryellen Hooper - Bathing Suits

Bathing suits are the worst to try on.

Tags: Maryellen Hooper (9), lookin' good (369), fashion (230)

Posted: 04/10/02
Views: 3,247

Maryellen Hooper - Makeup Mirror

Magnifying mirrors are cruel.

Tags: Maryellen Hooper (9), dating (656), lookin' good (369)

Posted: 04/10/02
Views: 1,790

Maryellen Hooper - Makeup Tricks

There are makeup tricks to make your boobs look bigger.

Tags: Maryellen Hooper (9), men/women (1003), lookin' good (369)

Posted: 04/10/02
Views: 1,517

Maryellen Hooper - Bloody Nose

Maryellen Hooper helped stopped the bleeding after she broke her boyfriend's nose.

Tags: Maryellen Hooper (9), men/women (1003), dating (656)

Posted: 04/10/02
Views: 1,033

Maryellen Hooper - Barbie Head

Maryellen went to beauty school because of her Barbie head.

Tags: Maryellen Hooper (9), men/women (1003), growing up (453)

Posted: 04/10/02
Views: 978

Maryellen Hooper - Neck Hair

Guys grow fur collars on their necks.

Tags: Maryellen Hooper (9), men/women (1003), work/office (398)

Posted: 04/10/02
Views: 962

Maryellen Hooper - Dressing Rooms

Dressing rooms are like a horror house of fat asses.

Tags: Maryellen Hooper (9), men/women (1003), weight/obesity (302)

Posted: 04/10/02
Views: 868

Maryellen Hooper - Eat 'Em Up, Gators!

Maryellen performs her dainty cheer.

Tags: Maryellen Hooper (9), audience interaction (303), school (258)

Posted: 04/10/02
Views: 783

Maryellen Hooper: Covering Up Zits

I figured if I colored a black dot on top of a zit, it will look like a beauty mark. It didn't. It looked like I had a tick sucking on my face,...

Tags: gross-out (686), lookin' good (489), Maryellen Hooper (5)

Posted: 04/10/2002

Maryellen Hooper: Barbie Heads

Remember Barbie heads? The girls do. The guys are like, 'Barbie's giving head now? I've got to go shopping.'

Tags: sex (2379), men/women (1718), growing up (259)

Posted: 04/10/2002

Maryellen Hooper: Cutting Guys' Hair

When guys get their hair cut you have to shave the back of their necks because they grow this, like, fur collar. How far down should you shave?...

Tags: men/women (1718), lookin' good (489), Maryellen Hooper (5)

Posted: 04/10/2002

Maryellen Hooper: Makeup Tricks

There are even makeup tricks to make your boobs look bigger -- like I want to date the idiot that fools.

Tags: men/women (1718), lookin' good (489), dating (476)

Posted: 04/10/2002

Maryellen Hooper: Shaving the Armpits

We have to shave our armpits. Whose idea was that? That's a concave area with a straight razor. Could we invent something? Because the best I can...

Tags: men/women (1718), lookin' good (489), Maryellen Hooper (5)

Posted: 04/10/2002