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Jo KoyThank you Hermosa Beach Comesy Magic club for 3 sold out shows this weekend!3:21 AM Today

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Iliza Shlesinger@realdavetegnier those are all stupid guesses. The correct answer comes from Bladeofgrass7- apples?cat? - it's both2:54 AM Today

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Mark Schiff - The Gym

Sometimes there is good conversation at the gym.

Tags: Mark Schiff (4), health (978), food (804)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,099

Mark Schiff - Doctors Office

Doctors have the awesome power to say, "Get undressed, I'll be right in."

Tags: Mark Schiff (4), health (978), imitations (772)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,028

Mark Schiff - Supermarket

Some people actually shop at 3 a.m.

Tags: Mark Schiff (4), health (978), food (804)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 889

Mark Schiff - Eating Out

Mark loves Chinese food, but hates the service.

Tags: Mark Schiff (4), food (804), imitations (772)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 737

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Mark Schiff: Dieting

I've been on a diet. I'm on that Slim-Fast thing now. I had seven of them today, so I feel really good.

Tags: health (734), food (379), weight/obesity (342)

Posted: 02/24/1992

Mark Schiff: Turn Your Head and Cough

Doctors give guys that test where they grab you and say cough, and they ask you to look the other way because they don't want you to see them...

Tags: health (734), Mark Schiff (4)

Posted: 02/24/1992

Mark Schiff: Always Want a Bite

There are some people that are not fun people to go out and eat with. There's a type of person, wherever you go out, they want a bite of whatever...

Tags: food (379), friends (177), Mark Schiff (4)

Posted: 02/24/1992

Mark Schiff: Grocery Shopping at 3 A.M.

I was in the meat department, and I saw a guy in a white coat, blood all over the thing. I said, 'Excuse me.' He said, 'I don't work here.'

Tags: shopping (135), mental health (123), Mark Schiff (4)

Posted: 02/24/1992

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