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Mark Roberts - Too Many Piggies

Mark breaks up with his mutant girlfriend.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,577

Mark Roberts - Being Bald

The barber always makes the same joke to bald customers.

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Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 784

Mark Roberts - Being Married

When you're married, you can concentrate on disappointing just one woman.

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Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 573

Mark Roberts - Cub Scout Reserves

The president makes the call.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 490

Mark Roberts - Family Baldness

Mark hides from his crazy family.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 236

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Mark Roberts: Joining the Cub Scouts

I didn't want to join the Cub Scouts, my father made me. I was willing to join the Cub Scout Reserves.

Posted: 02/24/1992

Mark Roberts: Ex-Girlfriend's Name

I broke up with this girl. It was my doing, though. I can't tell you her real name, of course, because -- well, she didn't tell me her real name.

Posted: 02/24/1992

Mark Roberts: Dad's Toupee

My dad just got a toupee, also -- not a very nice one, though, made out of cat hair. Every time you touch his head, his butt goes up in the air.

Posted: 05/25/1993

Mark Roberts: Family Traits

All the men in my family are bald, and all the women are hunchbacked -- and they don't know we're bald.

Posted: 05/25/1993

Mark Roberts: Bald Men Make Better Lovers

Hey, have you guys read that bald men make better lovers? Oh, well, 'cause I've been writing it everywhere.

Posted: 05/25/1993

Mark Roberts: Disappointed Women

When I got married, I disappointed a lot of women. Now I can pretty much concentrate on disappointing just the one.

Posted: 05/25/1993

Mark Roberts: Girlfriend With a Tattoo

I dated this one woman -- she had a tattoo above her left breast. I found it really hard to be intimate while Yosemite Sam was giving me the finger.

Posted: 05/25/1993

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