Prank phone calls can keep you young.
Filed under: Mark Pitta (5), health (976), imitations (772)
Views: 533
Posted: 02/24/1992
Mark Pitta - Cool Whip
How busy could the Cool Whip hotline get?
Tags: Mark Pitta (5), food (804), imitations (772)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,465
Mark Pitta - The Date
A man's goal on a date: don't make the woman mad.
Tags: Mark Pitta (5), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 451
Mark Pitta - Leonardo DiCaprio
In "Titanic," Leo looked way too young for Kate Winslet.
Tags: Mark Pitta (5), men/women (1003), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 389
Mark Pitta - Back in 1981
If bands can do their greatest hits, so can comedians.
Tags: Mark Pitta (5), sex (1283), health (976)
Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 333
Mark Pitta - Cool Whip
How busy could the Cool Whip hotline get?
Tags: Mark Pitta (5), food (804), imitations (772)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,465
Mark Pitta - The Date
A man's goal on a date: don't make the woman mad.
Tags: Mark Pitta (5), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 451
John Caponera - Everything Sucks
John hates being around negative people.
Tags: John Caponera (4), imitations (772), alcohol (496)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,163
Andy Kindler - Sex & Drugs
If you can own a gun in this country, you should also be able to own drugs.
Tags: Andy Kindler (28), sex (1283), health (976)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 270
Judy Toll - Growing Up
Judy has had to de-slutize herself for the 90s.
Tags: Judy Toll (2), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 472
Mark Schiff - Eating Out
Mark loves Chinese food, but hates the service.
Tags: Mark Schiff (4), food (804), imitations (772)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 735
Ryan Hamilton - Lasik Surgery
Lasik surgery can cost $295 per eye.
Tags: Ryan Hamilton (3), health (976), Live at Gotham (332)
Posted: 06/28/07
Views: 1,035
Mark Schiff - Doctors Office
Doctors have the awesome power to say, "Get undressed, I'll be right in."
Tags: Mark Schiff (4), health (976), imitations (772)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,024
Richard Lewis - Antic-Climax
Two orgasms don't make a right.
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 300
Richard Lewis - Doctor's Office
Richard usually meets women at his doctors' offices.
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), health (976), dating (656)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 95
