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Mark Pitta

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Mark Pitta - Cool Whip

How busy could the Cool Whip hotline get?

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,465

Mark Pitta - Practical Jokes

Prank phone calls can keep you young.

Tags: Mark Pitta (5), health (978), imitations (772)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 533

Mark Pitta - The Date

A man's goal on a date: don't make the woman mad.

Tags: Mark Pitta (5), sex (1284), men/women (1005)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 451

Mark Pitta - Leonardo DiCaprio

In "Titanic," Leo looked way too young for Kate Winslet.

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Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 390

Mark Pitta - Back in 1981

If bands can do their greatest hits, so can comedians.

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Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 333

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Mark Pitta: Changing the Party

Every party I go to, it's like, 'Hey man, I got some coke. Let's go in the back.' Just once, I want to go to a party and have some guy say, 'Hey...

Posted: 09/04/1998

Mark Pitta: What the President Likes

No matter who's president, it costs us money whatever they like. [Reagan] likes jelly beans. Carter liked peanuts; the price of peanuts went up....

Posted: 09/04/1998

Mark Pitta: On Leonardo DiCaprio in "Titanic"

I thought he was too young for Kate Winslet. He's supposed to be this worldly traveler. You give him a guitar -- he's in Hanson.

Posted: 09/04/1998

Mark Pitta: Sean Penn's Face

I was watching a Sean Penn movie the other day. Doesn't Sean Penn have that face like he's looking at a menu and hates the food?

Posted: 02/24/1992

Mark Pitta: Dating a Police Woman

The most unusual person I ever dated was a cop. She was a police woman. First night in bed she goes, 'Do you have any protection?' I said, 'You.'

Posted: 02/24/1992

Mark Pitta: Sex Out of Wedlock

I'm in a relationship right now, you know, crossing my fingers. The relationship is great; the sex is great. My friends said, 'Whoa, you've had sex...

Posted: 02/24/1992

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