It'd be a lot easier to find your mate for life if we all had our own specific genital shapes.
There should be a crack track.
Folks, you say what you want about the crackheads, but when they're hard up for a fix, they are good workers. This guy raked my entire yard with a...
A couple days ago, I was crossing this bridge, and there was this character standing there with a cup in his hand. He goes, 'Hey, can you help out...
I am the worst investor in the world. You know what I did? I bought a rental car. That's like marrying a hooker: everyone else has been in it, and...
Rich people are bad in bed, and poor people are good in bed. That's because sex is free and poor people love free stuff. You will never get oral...