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Mark Curry

Actor/comedian Mark Curry is best known as the star of the ABC sitcom "Hangin' with Mr.Cooper," which aired for five successful seasons.

Mark has countless other television & film credits, including: his own Comedy Central stand-up comedy special, three years of hosting duties on "Showtime at the Apollo," and starring in the feature "The Fanatics."

Mark grew up in Oakland, California. He still spends much of his time there, performing to sold-out crowds and encouraging students to stay off drugs and follow their dreams.
 
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Mark Curry - Cops

Police follow Mark around.

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Posted: 06/12/99
Views: 4,151

Mark Curry - Foreplay Manual

It's impossible to tell if a woman likes getting spanked without trying it out.

Tags: Mark Curry (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 06/11/99
Views: 3,690

Mark Curry - Ladies

Mark wants ladies to give him more hints.

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Posted: 06/12/99
Views: 3,233

Mark Curry - Growing Up Poor

When you're poor, your Halloween costume is a liquor store box.

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Posted: 11/10/04
Views: 2,856

Mark Curry - Getting Pulled Over

Everybody turn your hats around and sit up straight. Be cool.

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Posted: 06/11/99
Views: 2,154

Mark Curry - Poor Halloween

Growing up poor made Halloween a lot different.

Tags: Mark Curry (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)

Posted: 06/11/99
Views: 1,670

Mark Curry - Crossing a New York City Street

In New York City, green lights don't mean a thing.

Tags: Mark Curry (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), New York City (602)

Posted: 06/11/99
Views: 1,476

Mark Curry - Christopher Columbus

A black man was the first to step foot in America.

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Posted: 06/11/99
Views: 1,264

Mark Curry - Fashion Show

Models are wearing $10,000 worth of stuff, and they still look mad.

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Posted: 06/11/99
Views: 1,214

Mark Curry - Black Firsts

There was no way the Wright Brothers were getting in that plane.

Tags: Mark Curry (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)

Posted: 06/11/99
Views: 1,012

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Mark Curry: Walking on the Green

Now in Florida, when the light turns green, that means you can what? Go! And you -- you walk across the street, you know. You don't look for cars...

Posted: 06/11/1999

Mark Curry: Police Will Follow You

Police don't just pull you over right away. They follow you. They follow you for like 10, 15 blocks, and you're like, 'Damn.' You just want to get...

Posted: 06/11/1999

Mark Curry: Super-Educated for Police

Why do we talk like that to the police? Why do we come up with words we've never used? Suddenly we are Harvard graduates when we talk to the...

Posted: 06/11/1999

Mark Curry: On the Titanic

Titanic' -- good movie, no brothas. You know there was brothas on the Titanic. Who in the hell do you think brought that luggage on board?

Posted: 06/11/1999

Mark Curry: Mad Models

I went to a fashion show. Models are wearing $10,000 worth of stuff, $15,000 shoes -- and mad! You know why they mad? Because they hungry, that's why.

Posted: 06/11/1999

Mark Curry: Fun at Fashion Shows

You want to have a little fun? Go to a fashion show and throw a cookie on stage and watch them.

Posted: 06/11/1999

Mark Curry: No Need for Curfew

I grew up the baby of eight kids. We grew up in a two bedroom house. My mom never had to worry about curfew. You came home late, you didn't have a...

Posted: 06/11/1999

Mark Curry: No Halloween Costumes

We couldn't afford no Halloween costumes -- eight kids, please! Mama sent us down to the liquor store, put boxes on us. We didn't know what we were...

Posted: 06/11/1999

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