Mark Craig Taylor: Videos, Jokes, Tour Dates, Biography and more

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Jo KoyThank you Hermosa Beach Comesy Magic club for 3 sold out shows this weekend!3:21 AM Today

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Mark Craig Taylor - Raising a Kid

Raising a good kid should earn you a medal.

Tags: Mark Craig Taylor (3), sex (1284), kids (841)

Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 543

Mark Craig Taylor - Middle Age

Young guys can go chasing women every night.

Tags: Mark Craig Taylor (3), sex (1284), men/women (1005)

Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 432

Mark Craig Taylor - Vasectomy

Vasectomies should be fun.

Tags: Mark Craig Taylor (3), sex (1284), health (978)

Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 213

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Mark Craig Taylor: Raising a Good Kid

Babies are neat, but raising a good kid -- that deserves a medal. Instead of baby announcements like, 'We're proud to announce the arrival of an...

Tags: sex (2379), kids (630), parenting (335)

Posted: 05/20/1993

Mark Craig Taylor: From Lovers to Teammates

Once that baby hits, you go from being lovers to teammates. It's like, 'Feed her. Pass her. Burp her. Pass her. Clean her. Pass her. Diaper. Pass...

Tags: sex (2379), kids (630), marriage (356)

Posted: 05/20/1993

Mark Craig Taylor: Think About the Future

As soon as that baby hits, you get these scary mailings that says stuff like, 'Congratulations, new dad! Now, what about life insurance,...

Tags: health (734), kids (630), money (431)

Posted: 05/20/1993

Mark Craig Taylor: Making Vasectomies Fun

I think, with overpopulation, it would be nice if we could find a way to encourage vasectomies, make them fun, so guys will do it. Don't even say...

Tags: sex (2379), men/women (1718), health (734)

Posted: 05/20/1993

Mark Craig Taylor: When Young Guys Chase Women

Young guys go chasing women every night. You do that, you're called party animals. Do that in middle age, you're called a lonely alcoholic.

Tags: men/women (1718), alcohol (428), aging (239)

Posted: 05/20/1993

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