Mario Cantone - Liza Minnelli | Mario Cantone | Jokes.com

This Site
The Web
jokes.com home Jokes.com - Stand-up Comedy's official site
jokes.com comedians Stand-up Comedians
jokes.com jokes Funny jokes, blonde jokes, joke of the day, Yo Mama jokes, and more
jokes.com videos The funniest stand-up video archive on the web
Upload your stand-up to the Jokes.com Open Mic Challenge
Mario Cantone Videos

Mario Cantone - Liza Minnelli

To view this movie you need the Adobe Flash Player plugin. You also need JavaScript enabled in your browser.

Liza Minnelli doesn't know the words to any of the songs she sings.

Filed under: Mario Cantone (10), Premium Blend (750), drugs (639)

Stand-up comedian Mario Cantone on Comedy Central\'s Jokes.com
 
All Mario Cantone Videos
 
See All Stand-Up Videos
 
Watch Mario Cantone on "The Roast of Joan Rivers."
 
Watch Mario Cantone on "The Roast of Dennis Leary."
 
Find more from this comedian in the Shop.

Views: 1,202

Posted: 01/17/2000

Comments
Got something to say? Leave a comment below.

Mario Cantone

Mario dishes on Denis' makeup needs.

Tags: The Goods (53),

Posted: 08/10/03
Views: 34,953

Mario Cantone - Uncensored

For mature audiences only!

Tags:

Mario Cantone - Italian-American Movies

Mario on LA Italians.

Tags:

Posted: 07/17/99
Views: 6,487

Mario Cantone - Ice Skating

Nancy Kerrigan

Tags:

Posted: 07/17/99
Views: 6,483

Mario Cantone - Cooking Shows

Emeril and Julia

Tags:

Posted: 07/17/99
Views: 5,035

Mario Cantone - Food Network

These days, Julia Child watches other people cook.

Tags: Mario Cantone (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)

Posted: 07/16/99
Views: 1,605

Mario Cantone - Estrogen

Mario's cousin Goo Goo is the authority on everything.

Tags: Mario Cantone (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)

Posted: 07/16/99
Views: 1,492

Mario Cantone - Italians

"Moonstruck" is a piece of crap.

Tags: Mario Cantone (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)

Posted: 07/16/99
Views: 1,193

Mario Cantone - What If He's Gay in the Womb?

Mario sings a song about the sexual orientation of a fetus.

Tags: Mario Cantone (10), kids (841), Premium Blend (750)

Posted: 01/17/00
Views: 914

See All >

Mario Cantone - Broadway

Liza Minnelli should have passed off her Tony duties to Susan Anton.

Tags: Mario Cantone (10), imitations (772), Premium Blend (750)

Posted: 12/05/97
Views: 851

Mario Cantone - Steampipe Alley

Mario is big; it's the kid shows that got small.

Tags: Mario Cantone (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)

Posted: 07/16/99
Views: 811

Mario Cantone - What If He's Gay in the Womb?

Mario sings a song about the sexual orientation of a fetus.

Tags: Mario Cantone (10), kids (841), Premium Blend (750)

Posted: 01/17/00
Views: 914

Carl Banks - Tom Jones

Tom Jones should have been dead by now.

Tags: Carl Banks (4), music (727), impressions (304)

Posted: 04/25/94
Views: 434

Rob Paravonian - Love Triangle Song

He's got coke, so he gets the girl.

Tags: Rob Paravonian (3), Premium Blend (750), music (727)

Posted: 11/08/01
Views: 1,447

Mario Cantone - Court TV

The Menendez brothers' trial was Mario's favorite.

Tags: Mario Cantone (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)

Posted: 07/16/99
Views: 716

Henry Phillips - Sweet Little Blossom of Mine

Massive age and language differences don't get in the way of true love.

Tags: Henry Phillips (7), ethnic (814), Premium Blend (750)

Posted: 12/06/02
Views: 640

Mike MacDonald - Suicide Music

There's no way The Beatles could ever make Mike kill himself.

Tags: Mike MacDonald (3), music (727), The A-List (491)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 696

John Melichar - Zoo

There's only one live animal in the Los Angeles Zoo.

Tags: John Melichar (2), animals (791), religion (776)

Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 172

Gabriel Iglesias - Dance Clubs

You better believe Gabriel is related to Julio.

Tags: Gabriel Iglesias (23), sex (1283), men/women (1003)

Posted: 01/24/00
Views: 41,090


Looking for something else?