Mario's cousin Goo Goo is the authority on everything.
Filed under: Mario Cantone (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Views: 1,499
Posted: 07/16/1999
Mario Cantone - Food Network
These days, Julia Child watches other people cook.
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Posted: 07/16/99
Views: 1,605
Mario Cantone - Liza Minnelli
Liza Minnelli doesn't know the words to any of the songs she sings.
Tags: Mario Cantone (10), Premium Blend (750), drugs (639)
Posted: 01/17/00
Views: 1,204
Mario Cantone - Italians
"Moonstruck" is a piece of crap.
Tags: Mario Cantone (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 07/16/99
Views: 1,194
Mario Cantone - What If He's Gay in the Womb?
Mario sings a song about the sexual orientation of a fetus.
Tags: Mario Cantone (10), kids (841), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/17/00
Views: 914
Mario Cantone - Steampipe Alley
Mario is big; it's the kid shows that got small.
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Posted: 07/16/99
Views: 811
Jim David - Pets
There was a time when drugs were healthy.
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Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 1,335
Mario Cantone - Food Network
These days, Julia Child watches other people cook.
Tags: Mario Cantone (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 07/16/99
Views: 1,605
Mario Cantone - Court TV
The Menendez brothers' trial was Mario's favorite.
Tags: Mario Cantone (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 07/16/99
Views: 716
Nick Swardson - Funeral
Your funeral is your last party on Earth.
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Posted: 01/07/01
Views: 8,061
Bruce Bruce - Bruce's Uncle
Bruce's uncle laughs out loud without ever cracking a smile.
Tags: Bruce Bruce (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 02/20/03
Views: 5,617
Deon Cole - Making Drugs Work
Drug dealers need to play it safe because they have a responsibility to their customers.
Tags: Deon Cole (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 03/08/07
Views: 2,235
Mario Cantone - Ice Skating
Nancy Kerrigan was like a Mac truck on ice.
Tags: Mario Cantone (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (772)
Posted: 07/16/99
Views: 538
Mario Cantone - Italians
"Moonstruck" is a piece of crap.
Tags: Mario Cantone (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 07/16/99
Views: 1,194
Greg Proops - Animals
If a cow could eat you, it would.
Tags: Greg Proops (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 06/18/99
Views: 657
