Margaret went shopping twice: once to get the blouse, once to take it back.
What's the thought process behind deciding to get your labia pierced?
Margaret got tired of holding her head up.
Trying to conceive was much cheaper in college.
Margaret is dating a bowler.
Margaret wears 100% cotton underwear so she can breathe.
Margaret dates guys she thinks she can take in a fight.
Women are piercing everything now.
Some guys work out too much.
Mammograms are great if you're looking for dorsal fins.