You don't have to be certified to go scuba diving in Hawaii.
What's the thought process behind deciding to get your labia pierced?
Margaret went shopping twice: once to get the blouse, once to take it back.
Margaret got tired of holding her head up.
Trying to conceive was much cheaper in college.
Margaret is dating a bowler.
Margaret wears 100% cotton underwear so she can breathe.
Margaret dates guys she thinks she can take in a fight.
Women are piercing everything now.
Some guys work out too much.
Mammograms are great if you're looking for dorsal fins.