It's not child abuse if they're sleeping.
Filed under: Margaret Smith (20), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (828)
Views: 210
Posted: 06/04/1999
Margaret Smith - Labia Piercing
What's the thought process behind deciding to get your labia pierced?
Tags: Margaret Smith (20), men/women (987), travel (306)
Posted: 10/27/04
Views: 2,729
Margaret Smith - Shopping
Margaret went shopping twice: once to get the blouse, once to take it back.
Tags: Margaret Smith (20), Comedy Central Presents (1821), fashion (226)
Posted: 06/04/99
Views: 1,382
Margaret Smith - Neck Brace
Margaret got tired of holding her head up.
Tags: Margaret Smith (20), health (956), ethnic (813)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,165
Margaret Smith - Expensive Sperm
Trying to conceive was much cheaper in college.
Tags: Margaret Smith (20), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 06/04/99
Views: 977
Margaret Smith - Dozen Eggs
Margaret is dating a bowler.
Tags: Margaret Smith (20), kids (828), dating (649)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 898
Margaret Smith - Jockey Underwear
Margaret wears 100% cotton underwear so she can breathe.
Tags: Margaret Smith (20), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (852)
Posted: 06/04/99
Views: 745
Margaret Smith - Little Guys
Margaret dates guys she thinks she can take in a fight.
Tags: Margaret Smith (20), Comedy Central Presents (1821), dating (649)
Posted: 06/04/99
Views: 721
Margaret Smith - Piercings
Women are piercing everything now.
Tags: Margaret Smith (20), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (987)
Posted: 06/04/99
Views: 659
Margaret Smith - Working Out
Some guys work out too much.
Tags: Margaret Smith (20), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (987)
Posted: 06/04/99
Views: 636
Margaret Smith - Ma'amogram
Mammograms are great if you're looking for dorsal fins.
Tags: Margaret Smith (20), men/women (987), health (956)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 591
Margaret Smith - Expensive Sperm
Trying to conceive was much cheaper in college.
Tags: Margaret Smith (20), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 06/04/99
Views: 977
D.C. Curry - Papa vs. Mama
D.C. Curry was barely able to survive his childhood.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (828)
Posted: 08/24/00
Views: 2,090
A.J. Jamal - Talking to Crazy People
When asking for directions, you never know who's a crazy person.
Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), kids (828), family (664)
Posted: 11/04/93
Views: 1,046
D.L. Hughley - Black Hostages
Taking a black person hostage will just turn out to be practice.
Tags: kids (828), ethnic (813)
Posted: 01/15/04
Views: 1,685
Jack Coen - Raising Kids
Jack thought he'd never grow up, but now he's in charge.
Tags: Jack Coen (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (828)
Posted: 09/03/99
Views: 488
Lynne Koplitz - Kids
If Lynne had babies, she would give them away as Christmas gifts.
Tags: Lynne Koplitz (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (828)
Posted: 04/28/05
Views: 4,159
Greg Fitzsimmons - Threesome
Greg tells his son to wrap up the breastfeeding.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 624
Kevin Brennan - Obesity
How people get so fat they can't leave their houses?
Tags: Kevin Brennan (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (956)
Posted: 01/25/99
Views: 449
Ralph Harris - Dysfunctional Relatives
Everybody has an uncle who drinks too much.
Tags: Ralph Harris (5), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (828)
Posted: 07/25/00
Views: 1,624
Freddy Soto - The Hefty Slide
As a kid, Freddy Soto always wanted a Slip 'N Slide. He got the Hefty Slide instead.
Tags: Freddy Soto (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (956)
Posted: 05/01/03
Views: 1,878
