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Margaret Smith is a puzzle. Her dry, deadpan delivery belies the bitingly funny but dark comic within, and her unassuming onstage presence makes it hard to believe that she is one of America's top comics. But she is, and deservedly so.

Margaret Smith won the American Comedy Awards' title of "Funniest Female Stand-up Comic" and has appeared twice at Montreal's Just For Laughs Festival. She is a regular on "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno" and has appeared on the David Letterman Show more than seven times.

Her other television credits include: CNN, PBS, HBO, Fox Network, Showtime, E! Network, VH-1 and Comedy Central.

Live performances include: Montreal, Queen's Theater London, Amsterdam, Australia and every major city in the United States.

She has a cool delivery (similar to Steven Wright) and hot candor and usually has something funny and negative to say about every topic.

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Paul ScheerWhat would Martin Landau think of that? #questionyouhate2:16 PM Today

Anjelah JohnsonSupporting my friend @jocelyngarrity speaking at the MADD panel this morning.2:09 PM Today

Doug BensonPredictive texting on my iPhone changed "faggy" to "daffy." Sent text anyway cuz that's close enough.1:39 PM Today

Bo Burnhama girl threw a bra onstage. it was awkward. i poured water on it. then this happened: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xrjmqkQwTc1:25 PM Today

Whitney CummingsEvery suprise party looks like a Botox party for like the first minute.1:21 PM Today

Michael ShowalterBirds! http://yfrog.com/1dotlhj1:15 PM Today

Kirk FoxIf the world ended today instead of in 2012 I'd win.1:02 PM Today

Rhys DarbyAhh there's nothing like dark skies and rain to bring out one's sense of adventure. I'm away larping..12:58 PM Today

Christian FinneganAll of those FFs get lost in the shuffle, so I chose today to suggest following @croninwhocares and @straintest.12:53 PM Today

Mike Birbigliai'm in counseling with @starbucks. it's HER therapist, so i feel a little ganged up on.12:10 PM Today

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Margaret Smith - Labia Piercing

What's the thought process behind deciding to get your labia pierced?

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Posted: 10/27/04
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Margaret Smith - Shopping

Margaret went shopping twice: once to get the blouse, once to take it back.

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Posted: 06/04/99
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Margaret Smith - Neck Brace

Margaret got tired of holding her head up.

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Posted: 02/24/92
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Margaret Smith - Expensive Sperm

Trying to conceive was much cheaper in college.

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Posted: 06/04/99
Views: 996

Margaret Smith - Dozen Eggs

Margaret is dating a bowler.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 908

Margaret Smith - Jockey Underwear

Margaret wears 100% cotton underwear so she can breathe.

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Posted: 06/04/99
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Margaret Smith - Little Guys

Margaret dates guys she thinks she can take in a fight.

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Margaret Smith - Piercings

Women are piercing everything now.

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Posted: 06/04/99
Views: 673

Margaret Smith - Working Out

Some guys work out too much.

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Margaret Smith - Ma'amogram

Mammograms are great if you're looking for dorsal fins.

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Posted: 02/24/92
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Margaret Smith: Taking Parents to the Airport

I actually just brought them back to the airport today. They leave tomorrow.

Tags: family (349), parenting (335), flying (96)

Posted: 02/24/1992

Margaret Smith: Dating a Professional Athlete

I'm actually dating a professional athlete now. He's a bowler.

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Posted: 02/24/1992

Margaret Smith: Shake It

They shake it at the end, did you know that? If women had penises, we would not shake them -- we would dab.

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Posted: 02/24/1992

Margaret Smith: Father's Day Card

I hate this occasion because I can never find the right card because they're all too nice. So, I usually end up getting the blank card with the...

Tags: family (349), parenting (335), mental health (123)

Posted: 02/24/1992

Margaret Smith: Vain Alcoholic Gambler Father

My father was a gambler and an alcoholic, but he was also very vain. So one day, he gave up his vices to save up enough money for a hair...

Tags: lookin' good (489), money (431), alcohol (428)

Posted: 02/24/1992

Margaret Smith: Ma'am

You shouldn't be called ma'am until you've had your first mammogram.

Tags: men/women (1718), health (734), aging (239)

Posted: 02/24/1992

Margaret Smith: Jewish Mom, Irish Catholic Dad

I actually come from a mixed marriage. My mom's Jewish and my dad's Irish Catholic alcoholic, so I whine on the inside.

Tags: ethnic (427), family (349), parenting (335)

Posted: 02/24/1992

Margaret Smith: Love Fights

I love fights. Well, I don't like the actual fight; I like the loose change on the floor afterward.

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Posted: 02/24/1992

Margaret Smith: Crime-Stopping Altoid

I was almost robbed the other night going home late. Thank God I had just popped an Altoid. Did you know if you have an Altoid in your mouth and...

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Posted: 06/04/1999

Margaret Smith: Overly Attentive Salesperson

I get in the dressing room. I'm in there like five, 10 minutes. She comes knocking at the door. I go, 'What?' 'You've been in there a while. Are...

Tags: gross-out (686), potty humor (201), shopping (135)

Posted: 06/04/1999

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