You don't need to be legal to buy the stuff that's illegal.
Filed under: Marc Price (4), drugs (639), parents (525)
Views: 216
Posted: 02/24/1992
Marc Price - The Future
The future of food delivery will be over in the age of picture phones.
Tags: Marc Price (4), imitations (772), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 190
Marc Price - Sex in the 90s
Wear a condom 'cause you just don't know.
Tags: Marc Price (4), sex (1283), health (976)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 183
Marc Price - Child Star
Show business is no place for a kid.
Tags: Marc Price (4), sex (1283), kids (841)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 171
Brett Butler - Short Mom
A five-foot tall mom isn't very intimidating.
Tags: Brett Butler (9), sex (1283), kids (841)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 741
Jonathan Solomon - Growing Old
If a husband calls his wife "hon," it may be because he forgot her name.
Tags: Jonathan Solomon (6), family (667), drugs (639)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 193
Jimmy Tingle - Parking Tickets
If the school needs a new computer, park in front of a fire hydrant.
Tags: Jimmy Tingle (2), money (865), drugs (639)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 250
Richard Lewis - Down South
In the South, they think that "Hanukkah" is a duck call.
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), religion (776), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 340
Marc Price - Child Star
Show business is no place for a kid.
Tags: Marc Price (4), sex (1283), kids (841)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 171
Kathleen Madigan - Greyhound Bus
The grossest people on the planet ride the Greyhound bus.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), animals (791), parents (525)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 671
Steve Trilling - Serious Driving Accident
Steve was in a big collision with a drunk guy.
Tags: Steve Trilling (4), alcohol (496), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,535
Jonathan Solomon - Our Leaders
If you like George H.W. Bush, it may be because you don't know a lot about politics.
Tags: Jonathan Solomon (6), economy (499), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 263
Dana Gould - Synchronized Lunatics
There might be another crazy guy 30 miles away responding to what that lunatic is saying.
Tags: Dana Gould (16), alcohol (496), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 851
Ellen DeGeneres - Pull Over
Men and women both try to flirt their way out of tickets.
Tags: Ellen DeGeneres (10), men/women (1003), animals (791)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 3,016
