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You don't need to be legal to buy the stuff that's illegal.
The future of food delivery will be over in the age of picture phones.
Wear a condom 'cause you just don't know.
Show business is no place for a kid.
A five-foot tall mom isn't very intimidating.
If a husband calls his wife "hon," it may be because he forgot her name.
If the school needs a new computer, park in front of a fire hydrant.
In the South, they think that "Hanukkah" is a duck call.
The grossest people on the planet ride the Greyhound bus.
Steve was in a big collision with a drunk guy.
If you like George H.W. Bush, it may be because you don't know a lot about politics.
There might be another crazy guy 30 miles away responding to what that lunatic is saying.
Men and women both try to flirt their way out of tickets.