You don't need to be legal to buy the stuff that's illegal.
The future of food delivery will be over in the age of picture phones.
Wear a condom 'cause you just don't know.
Show business is no place for a kid.
Remember turning 21? It all happens all at once -- boom -- legal to drink beer, illegal to sleep with 16-year-old girls. Really threw me, actually....
You're old enough to vote, but you're not old enough to drink? Look at who we have to vote for -- you need a drink. On election day, Bush calls for...
I'm so HIV paranoid, I can't even watch VH1 -- it's too close.