If America wants to find you, they will.
Filed under: Marc Maron (25), terrorism (439), Two Drink Minimum (293)
Views: 177
Posted: 05/24/1993
Marc Maron - Valentine's Day
Can I get a woman for this ring, please?
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Posted: 01/02/07
Views: 6,481
Marc Maron - Negative Energy
Marc Maron gets to the root of violence in the Middle East.
Tags: Marc Maron (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), observational (334)
Posted: 12/07/98
Views: 1,612
Marc Maron - Talking to God
God doesn't seem to talk to people like he used to.
Tags: Marc Maron (25), religion (776), mental health (221)
Posted: 12/01/04
Views: 1,593
Marc Maron - Jealousy
Marc cured his jealousy with mathematics.
Tags: Marc Maron (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1284)
Posted: 01/11/07
Views: 1,515
Marc Maron - No Smoking
Marc Maron is glad to be addicted to something.
Tags: Marc Maron (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (978)
Posted: 12/07/98
Views: 1,388
Marc Maron - Christian Right
Creationism in science classes is retarding our nation's children.
Tags: Marc Maron (25), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 01/11/07
Views: 1,159
Marc Maron - Teenage Girls
Of course Marc Maron wants to have sex with teenage girls.
Tags: Marc Maron (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1284)
Posted: 12/07/98
Views: 1,081
Sean Murphy - In England
Hundreds of years ago, people were willing to kill to be the King of England.
Tags: Sean Murphy (2), terrorism (439), Two Drink Minimum (293)
Posted: 05/19/93
Views: 99
Marc Maron - Perspective
If you don't have a woman in your life keeping you down, you have no perspective.
Tags: Marc Maron (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1005)
Posted: 01/11/07
Views: 583
Marc Maron - Mental Health
Some morning affirmations.
Tags: Marc Maron (25), audience interaction (303), Two Drink Minimum (293)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 583
Marc Maron - Crazy Celebrities
Charles Manson just isn't scary anymore.
Tags: Marc Maron (25), Two Drink Minimum (293), celebrities (234)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 247
Mike Sweeney - Understanding Terrorism
The American version of terrorism is the postal service.
Tags: Mike Sweeney (7), money (866), New York City (602)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 128
Brian Posehn - Crazy People
Crazy people might seem a little less crazy if they had a kid with them.
Tags: Brian Posehn (19), kids (841), New York City (602)
Posted: 05/19/93
Views: 595
Keith Robinson - Jeane Dixon
She was so good at predicting deaths somebody should check her alibi.
Tags: Keith Robinson (15), money (866), death (318)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 445
Dan Rosen - Cockroaches
A nuclear weapon that could kill roaches would cost too much.
Tags: Dan Rosen (6), Iraq (1073), animals (793)
Posted: 05/18/93
Views: 173
Jan Karem - Time and Travel
You shouldn't have to pay for air travel.
Tags: Jan Karem (3), imitations (772), dating (657)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 1,481
Jessica Bern - Summer Jobs
Remember those summer jobs you had growing up?
Tags: Jessica Bern (2), books (748), family (667)
Posted: 05/17/93
Views: 933
