Thankfully, there is no drug testing in stand-up comedy.
Can I get a woman for this ring, please?
Marc Maron gets to the root of violence in the Middle East.
God doesn't seem to talk to people like he used to.
Marc cured his jealousy with mathematics.
Marc Maron is glad to be addicted to something.
Creationism in science classes is retarding our nation's children.
Of course Marc Maron wants to have sex with teenage girls.