I generally grow this beard out around Christmas. Then, I like
to go to malls dressed as Jesus, and what I do is generally walk through the mall,...
Posted: 01/11/2007
I think the reason Jesus is so popular, just on a celebrity
level, is that he died at the peak of his career.
Posted: 01/11/2007
Is there any indication we shouldn't be depressed? Are you
living on the same planet that I am? Do you ever think that depression might be the...
Posted: 01/11/2007
I think, in most cases, the difference between depression and
disappointment is your level of commitment.
Posted: 01/11/2007
My dad is actually a manic depressive, which is very exciting
half the time.
Posted: 01/11/2007
I immediately went out and bought a book on anger management.
And now I have that book, and I don't know if I'll get to the book. But I'm certainly...
Posted: 01/11/2007
There is no way I'm getting my wife a gun because there is no
way I'm not getting shot with that gun. Buying my wife a gun is sort of like me...
Posted: 01/11/2007
I was married once before, and I stopped.
Posted: 01/11/2007
I used to be jealous; I'm not jealous anymore. And a miracle
happened to me, because if you're jealous, it's a cancer, it's a plague on your...
Posted: 01/11/2007
Well, evolution's just a theory.' And, I'm thinking to myself,
'Well, thank goodness gravity's a law.'
Posted: 01/11/2007